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  • Saturday, March 18, 2006







    Malaysian Grand Prix 2006











    Jenson Button, Honda; Malaysian GP, Sepang; Saturday March 18th, 2006.









    Giancarlo Fisichella, Malaysian GP, Sepang; Saturday March 18th, 2006.










    Giancarlo Fisichella, Renault; Michael Schumacher, Ferrari; Malaysian GP, Sepang; Saturday March 18th, 2006










    Bernie Ecclestone & Ron Dennis; Malaysian GP, Sepang; Saturday March 18th, 2006.




     







    Malaysian Grand Prix 2006










    Fernando Alonso & Giancarlo Fisichella, Renault; Malaysian GP, Sepang; Saturday March 18th, 2006.

    Fisichella storms to pole in Malaysia

    By Timothy Collings Saturday, March 18th 2006, 07:05 GMT


    Giancarlo Fisichella seized the third pole position of his career on Saturday by clocking the fastest time in qualifying for Sunday's Malaysian Grand Prix.

    The 33-year-old Renault driver narrowly outpaced 25-year-old Briton Jenson Button, driving a Honda, to top the times with a best lap of 1:33.840. Button clocked 1:33.986.

    Rising star Nico Rosberg of Germany, the 20-year-old son of former champion Keke Rosberg, was third fastest for Williams ahead of seven-times champion Michael Schumacher, in a Ferrari.

    Australian Mark Webber in the second Williams was fifth, Colombian Juan Pablo Montoya sixth for McLaren Mercedes and Finn Kimi Raikkonen, in another McLaren, was seventh.

    Defending world champion Spaniard Fernando Alonso was eighth for Renault on a day when engine problems hit the Ferrari team and others.

    Shortly before the session began, it was confirmed that both German Michael Schumacher and his former Ferrari teammate Brazilian Rubens Barrichello, now at Honda, had required engine changes.

    In addition to these two, Felipe Massa and Briton David Coulthard were also using new power-units, making four drivers in all. The Brazilian will get a second engine change before tomorrow's race.

    The qualifying session began again in searing heat and high humidity. The track temperature was 48 degrees and the air temperature 37 when the session started with a humidity of 46 per cent.

    The first session saw the 'elimination' of American Scott Speed, Italian Vitantonio Liuzzi, Dutchman Christijan Albers, Portugal's Tiago Monteiro and the Japanese pair Takuma Sato and Yuji Ide.

    Respectively, this group took the bottom six places on the grid, from 17th to 22nd.

    In effect, it meant that the Toro Rosso, Midland F1 and Super Aguri teams were assured of their roles as the backmarkers before the temperature crept up to 49 degrees.

    After the opening 15 minutes, the second session saw the first major incident when Ralf Schumacher's Toyota suffered a spectacular engine failure on the pits straight.

    This meant he will have to drop down the grid, but since he had clocked a time that earned him a place in the top 10 it also added to the intrigue surrounding the starting order.

    The second session saw the elimination also of Massa, who wound up with the 16th best time, German Nick Heidfeld's Sauber-BMW, in 17th, Canadian Jacques Villeneuve in the second BMW, Italian Jarno Trulli's Toyota, Barrichello's Honda and Coulthard's Red Bull-Ferrari.

    This left Massa to sit frustrated on the pit wall while his teammate Schumacher set about trying to go quickest while Ralf Schumacher was also unable to run because of his need for another new engine.

    Massa will require another engine change for the race.

    Massa and Red Bull's Coulthard suffered failures after last weekend's Bahrain Grand Prix. The problem, according to sources close to the team, was said to be cracked pistons.

    Schumacher will also lose 10 places on the grid which is certain to produce an action packed race.

    Malaysia qualifying breakdown Session 1 Session 2 Session 3
    Pos Driver Team Pos Time Lap Pos Time Lap Pos Time Lap
    1. Fisichella Renault M 11 1:35.488 3 2 1:33.623 6 1 1:33.840 13
    2. Button Honda M 4 1:35.023 3 1 1:33.527 3 2 1:33.986 13
    3. Rosberg Williams B 6 1:35.105 4 7 1:34.563 3 3 1:34.626 12
    4. M.Schumacher Ferrari B 16 1:35.810 5 9 1:34.574 5 4 1:34.668 13
    5. Webber Williams B 9 1:35.252 3 4 1:34.279 3 5 1:34.672 12
    6. Montoya McLaren M 1 1:34.536 3 8 1:34.568 3 6 1:34.916 12
    7. Raikkonen McLaren M 2 1:34.667 3 5 1:34.351 3 7 1:34.983 12
    8. Alonso Renault M 12 1:35.514 3 3 1:33.997 6 8 1:35.747 13
    9. Klien Red Bull M 7 1:35.171 6 6 1:34.537 6 9 1:38.715 4
    10. R.Schumacher Toyota B 8 1:35.214 7 10 1:34.586 3 10 No time 0
    11. Coulthard Red Bull M 3 1:34.839 6 11 1:34.614 6
    12. Barrichello Honda M 14 1:35.526 6 12 1:34.683 8
    13. Trulli Toyota B 13 1:35.517 6 13 1:34.702 6
    14. Villeneuve BMW M 10 1:35.391 4 14 1:34.752 6
    15. Heidfeld BMW M 15 1:35.588 4 15 1:34.783 6
    16. Massa Ferrari B 5. 1:35.091 3 16. No Time 0
    17. Speed Toro Rosso M 17. 1:36.297 6
    18. Liuzzi Toro Rosso M 18. 1:36.581 7
    19. Albers Midland B 19. 1:37.426 7
    20. Monteiro Midland B 20. 1:37.819 6
    21. Sato Super Aguri B 21. 1:39.011 6
    22. Ide Super Aguri B 22. 1:40.720 6

    Note:

    qualifying results do not reflect the final grid, as the drivers marked in red will incur a penalty of at least ten places.

    The final grid for the Malaysian Grand Prix will be published ahead of the race


     


    Friday, March 17, 2006







    Malaysian Grand Prix 2006




    Giancarlo Fisichella, Malaysian GP, Sepang; Friday March 17th, 2006.



    Juan Pablo Montoya, McLaren-Mercedes; Malaysian GP, Sepang; Friday March 17th, 2006.


    Fernando Alonso, Renault; Malaysian GP, Sepang; Friday March 17th, 2006.


    Felipe Massa, Malaysian GP, Sepang; Friday March 17th, 2006.



    Scott Speed, Malaysian GP, Sepang; Friday March 17th, 2006.



    McLaren steering wheel, Malaysian GP, Sepang; Friday March 17th, 2006.



    Kimi Raikkonen, McLaren; Malaysian GP, Sepang; Friday March 17th, 2006.



     







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    Michael Schumacher, Ferrari; Malaysian GP, Sepang; Friday March 17th, 2006.



    Fernando Alonso, Renault; Malaysian GP, Sepang; Friday March 17th, 2006.



    BMW-Sauber steering wheel, Malaysian GP, Sepang; Friday March 17th, 2006.



    Renault steering wheel, Malaysian GP, Sepang; Friday March 17th, 2006.




     







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    Felipe Massa, Ferrari; Malaysia GP, Sepang; Friday March 17th, 2006







    Malaysia Grand Prix 2006




    Felipe Massa, Ferrari; Malaysian GP, Sepang; Friday March 17th, 2006




    Juan Pablo Montoya and McLaren mechanics inspect the Ferrari, Malaysian GP, Sepang; Friday March 17th, 2006.



     







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    Jarno Trulli, Toyota; Malaysian GP, Sepang; Friday March 17th, 2006.



     

  • Malaysian Grand Prix 2006







    Sunday, March 19, 2006







    Malaysian Grand Prix 2006











    Giancarlo Fisichella, Renault; Malaysian GP, Sepang; Sunday March 19th, 2006.


    Q& A with Giancarlo Fisichella








    Conducted and provided by the Renault F1 Team press office


    Q: Giancarlo: pole and the win. It seems you had an ideal race...


    Giancarlo Fisichella: "It was the perfect afternoon for me, but it was very tough mentally and physically. I found it hard! It was really, really hot.


    "I began feeling tired from mid-race onwards, but I knew it would be tough and that I had to fight all the way to the end.


    "There was no other option, because I had to attack. I didn't want to lose concentration, and I am really pleased with the result."


    Q: How was the car?


    Fisichella: "We had a good balance all through the race, even though there was some graining after the first stop. Apart from that, the R26 handled beautifully and I was very comfortable."


    Q: Were you worried about Fernando's pace towards the end?


    Fisichella: "No. My engineer kept me informed of what was going on, and I was controlling my pace to stay ahead. But there was no point pushing so hard that I went off..."


    Q: This was an emotional weekend for you...


    Fisichella: "Yes, and that's why I am so pleased to win. I dedicate the win to my friend Pietro who died last week.


    "I was also delighted to see my race engineer, Alan Permane, on the podium alongside me. Thank you to all the team, this is a fantastic result."


    Q: In one sense, is this the real start to your season?


    Fisichella: "Yes. It's the opposite to last year. In 2006, I had a bad first race and I have won the second. I am feeling very confident for the future now. I have a good feeling."












    Fernando Alonso, Renault; Malaysian GP, Sepang; Sunday March 19th, 2006.







    Fernando Alonso, Giancarlo Fisichella, Jenson Button; Malaysian GP, Sepang; Sunday March 19th, 2006


     







    Fischella Wins 2006 Malaysian Grand Prix












    Giancarlo Fisichella, Renault; Malaysian GP, Sepang; Sunday March 19th, 2006.








    Giancarlo Fisichella, Flavio Briatore, Fernando Alonso; Malaysian GP, Sepang; Sunday March 19th, 2006


    Fisichella leads Renault 1-2 in Malaysia








    Giancarlo Fisichella won Sunday's Malaysian Grand Prix with a determined and consistent drive to finish ahead of his Renault teammate Fernando Alonso.


    This gave Renault the second ever 1-2 finish as a constructor - the previous time was in the 1982 French Grand Prix.


    It was the third win of Italian Fisichella's career and helped the him fulfil his pledge to produce a brilliant race in memory of his close friend Pietro Saitta, who was killed in a road accident the previous Sunday.


    Fisichella had dedicated his pole position triumph on Saturday to his friend.


    The result gave Renault, the defending constructors' champions, their second ever one-two victory and the first since 1982 on one of their favourite circuits and confirmed them as the dominant early force in this year's title race.


    Briton Jenson Button, still seeking a first win after 102 Grands Prix, came home third for Honda.


    Fisichella's win hoisted him up the embryonic drivers' championship standings into close contention behind defending champion Spaniard Alonso.


    Alonso. who won the season-opening race in Bahrain the previous weekend. leads the title race with 18 points. Fisichella has 10. Button and Michael Schumacher each have 11.


    Colombian Juan Pablo Montoya finished fourth for McLaren-Mercedes, but his teammate Finn Kimi Raikkonen crashed out on the opening lap.


    Brazilian Felipe Massa was fifth for Ferrari ahead of his vastly more experienced teammate seven times champion Schumacher, who finished sixth in his slipstream as the crossed the line.


    Canadian Jacques Villeneuve was seventh for BMW and Ralf Schumacher eighth for Toyota.


    The race began in searing heat - again. The track temperature was 37 degrees Celsius, the air 33 and the humidity 61 per cent, as the grid settled for the start.


    As they pulled away, Fisichella took the lead and kept it going into the first corner while his Renault teammate Alonso made a dramatic move forward from seventh to third. As this happened, the 20-year-old rookie Nico Rosberg slipped back from third to seventh.


    The opening lap was not completed before there was a spectacular incident in which title contender Finn Kimi Raikkonen in his McLaren-Mercedes appeared to collide with Austrian Christian Klien's Red Bull Ferrari.


    He fought to control his car, but could not stay in command and spun off at turn eight into a gravel trap, the impact smashing the rear wing off his car. Raikkonen walked away unhurt.


    This accident ended his day and also meant he faced a major task in rebuilding his championship challenge as he trudged away to watch the Renaults of Fisichella and defending champion Alonso control the race.


    Fisichella reeled off a series of fastest laps to open up a clear lead before he pitted after 17 of the 56 laps.


    By then, Klien had retired - probably due to the damage caused by his earlier impact with Raikkonen whose rear suspension was wrecked - and so, too, had Rosberg.


    The impressive young German's engine blew up after six laps in a wild blaze of smoke and flames. His departure was soon followed by that of Briton David Coulthard, whose Red Bull was stuck in sixth gear.


    Rosberg's Williams teammate Mark Webber also pulled out in the early laps, sparks flying from the rear of his car indicating engine expiry after 16 laps.


    These incidents and the pitting of Fisichella gave Button a brief taste of the lead for Honda between laps 18 and 20 when his own need for fuel allowed the defending champion Alonso to take control.


    The Spaniard led from lap 20 to the end of lap 26 when he, too, came in, and Fisichella took the ascendancy again, ahead of Button. When the field settled down, after 28 laps, Alonso set a fastest lap in third and the front three were already 11.5 seconds clear of the rest.


    Remarkably, fourth place belonged at this stage to the young Brazilian Massa, who had worked his way up from 21st on the grid at the start without a pitstop.


    His Ferrari teammate Michael Schumacher was in seventh place, having pitted once, a sure sign that the Italian team were returning to their competitive best after a lacklustre 2005.


    Massa pitted, finally, after 29 laps, dropping to seventh when the order settled again.


    At the half-distance mark, there was no doubting the power of the Renaults as Fisichella led and Alonso ran third, the pair sandwiching Button's Honda, who was hanging on in second place, 9.6 seconds behind the leading Italian.


    His teammate Brazilian Rubens Barrichello endured a less-happy time. Fined earlier for speeding in the pitlane during practice, he suffered a 10-second penalty for doing the same in the race.


    Following the first pitstops, the leading order was established as Fisichella led Button and Alonso, this trio running 23 seconds clear of the chasing pack with 20 laps remaining.


    The second pitstops did Button no favours as he wound up running fourth behind the slower Montoya afterwards, and more than 13 seconds down on the two Renaults.


    That meant Alonso, after one stop, was out in front of Fisichella, who after two was 8.2 seconds behind his teammate. Montoya was then third, but like Alonso had made only one stop.


    Montoya went in and then Alonso, for his second stop, after 43 laps. It was a rapid 6.4 seconds in-and-out leaving him to resume in second place, behind Fisichella, but ahead of Button.


    Michael Schumacher, driving consistently, had risen to fourth before he pitted a second time.

    PROVISIONAL RACE RESULTS

    The Malaysian Grand Prix
    Sepang, Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia;
    56 laps; 310.408km;
    Weather: Cloudy.

    Classified:

    Pos Driver Team Time
    1. Fisichella Renault (M) 1h30:40.529
    2. Alonso Renault (M) + 4.585
    3. Button Honda (M) + 9.631
    4. Montoya McLaren-Mercedes (M) + 39.351
    5. Massa Ferrari (B) + 43.254
    6. M.Schumacher Ferrari (B) + 43.854
    7. Villeneuve BMW-Sauber (M) + 1:20.461
    8. R.Schumacher Toyota (B) + 1:21.288
    9. Trulli Toyota (B) + 1 lap
    10. Barrichello Honda (M) + 1 lap
    11. Liuzzi Toro Rosso-Cosworth (M) + 2 laps
    12. Albers MF1-Toyota (B) + 2 laps
    13. Monteiro MF1-Toyota (B) + 2 laps
    14. Sato Super Aguri-Honda (B) + 3 laps

    Fastest lap: Alonso, 1:34.803

    Not classified/retirements:

    Driver Team On lap
    Heidfeld BMW-Sauber (M) 49
    Speed Toro Rosso-Cosworth (M) 42
    Ide Super Aguri-Honda (B) 34
    Klien Red Bull-Ferrari (M) 27
    Webber Williams-Cosworth (B) 16
    Coulthard Red Bull-Ferrari (M) 11
    Rosberg Williams-Cosworth (B) 7
    Raikkonen McLaren-Mercedes (M) 1

    World Championship standings, round 2:

    Drivers: Constructors:
    1. Alonso 18 1. Renault 28
    2. M.Schumacher 11 2. Ferrari 15
    3. Button 11 3. McLaren-Mercedes 15
    4. Fisichella 10 4. Honda 11
    5. Montoya 9 5. Williams-Cosworth 5
    6. Raikkonen 6 6. BMW-Sauber 2
    7. Massa 4 7. Toyota 1
    8. Webber 3 8. Red Bull-Ferrari 1
    9. Rosberg 2
    10. Villeneuve 2
    11. Klien 1
    12. R.Schumacher 1

    All timing unofficial




March 15, 2006

  • Biotech Implants, Pregnancy,













    Biotech Implants












    The maker of the VeriChip implant, about the size of a grain of rice, is targeting hospitals in the D.C. area. (Verichip Corp. - Verichip Corp.)

    Use of Implanted Patient-Data Chips Stirs Debate on Medicine vs. Privacy

    By Rob Stein
    Washington Post Staff Writer
    Wednesday, March 15, 2006; A01

    When Daniel Hickey's doctor suggested he have a microchip implanted under his skin to provide instant access to his computerized medical record, the 77-year-old retired naval officer immediately agreed.

    "If you're unconscious and end up in the emergency room, they won't know anything about you," Hickey said. "With this, they can find out everything they need to know right away and treat you better."

    Roxanne Fischer felt the same way, and she had one of the devices injected into the arm of her 83-year-old mother, who has Alzheimer's disease. "I may not be available if she ends up in the emergency room. This gives me tremendous peace of mind," Fischer said.

    The two D.C. residents are among just a handful of Americans who have had the tiny electronic VeriChip inserted since the government approved it two years ago. But the chip is being aggressively marketed by its manufacturer, which is targeting Washington to be the first metropolitan area with multiple hospitals equipped to read the device, a persuasive factor for Fischer and Hickey. Within weeks, the first hospital is expected to announce plans to start routinely scanning all emergency-room patients.

    Some doctors are welcoming the technology as an exciting innovation that will speed care and prevent errors. But the concept alarms privacy advocates. They worry the devices could make it easier for unauthorized snoops to invade medical records. They also fear that the technology marks a dangerous step toward an Orwellian future in which people will be monitored using the chips or will be required to have them inserted for surveillance.

    "It may seem innocuous, but the government and private corporations could use these devices to track people's movements," said Liz McIntyre, who co-wrote a book warning about the dangers of such radio-frequency identification (RFID) technology. "It may sound paranoid, but this is bound to be abused."

    The devices, originally developed to track livestock, have been implanted in more than 6 million cats and dogs to trace lost or stolen pets. For medical identification, the device -- a microchip and a copper antenna encased in a glass capsule about the size of a grain of rice -- is inserted, usually under the skin on the back of a patient's arm, in a quick, relatively painless procedure. Each unit, which lasts indefinitely, transmits a unique 16-digit number that can be read by a handheld scanner. The number is used to locate a medical record previously stored on a secure Web site.

    Using the system, emergency-room doctors could scan unconscious or incoherent patients to quickly check their blood type and find out if they are taking any medications or have allergies or other medical conditions. Nurses could identify family members and determine whether patients are organ donors or have living wills. Surgeons could scan patients on the operating table to make sure they are working on the right person.

    VeriChip Corp. of Delray Beach, Fla., is selling kits containing scanners and the large-bore needles used to insert the chips, and recommending that doctors charge patients about $200 each. The company has sold about 2,500 chips worldwide for use in people, and several hundred have been implanted, including about 100 in the United States, spokesman John Procter said. So far in the United States, however, most of the chips have been implanted into the company's own employees. Suspecting that many people are hesitant to get the chips until more emergency rooms are able to scan them, the company has begun giving scanners to hospitals for free, Procter said.

    Hackensack University Medical Center in New Jersey became the first hospital to begin routinely scanning emergency-room patients last summer, and about a dozen people in that area have now been "chipped," Procter said. About 80 other hospitals nationwide have agreed to follow, a number the company hopes will reach 200 by the end of the year.

    Many of the hospitals, including three in the Washington area, have received scanners and started training their emergency-room staffs in their use, he said. Procter declined to name the hospitals until they formally announce their plans.

    One area doctor has begun implanting the chips.

    "I thought this would be important to offer to many of my patients," said Jonathan Musher, a Chevy Chase physician the company hired to help recruit hospitals and assemble a nationwide network of doctors offering the chips. "With this, a quick scan back and forth across their arm could make all the difference in critical life-and-death situations where seconds count."

    Privacy advocates, however, worry that the devices are prone to invasion because they can be surreptitiously scanned from a distance.

    "As far as I can tell, there are no security measures taken with the chip. It's not a secure chip," said Richard M. Smith, an Internet and privacy consultant in Boston. "There's nothing to stop someone from accessing the code and cloning the chip" to access records, he said.

    Even though the medical information is stored in a protected computer, anyone with a password could obtain the information.

    "Once the identification number is obtained, who gets to decide who gets access to the Web site?" asked Janlori Goldman of the Columbia College of Physicians and Surgeons, who heads the Health Privacy Project, a Washington-based research and advocacy group. "Can law enforcement have access? Can public health workers have access? Can employers have access? Given the recent efforts by law enforcement and data monitoring by the government, this is exactly the kind of technology that would be attractive."

    And, like any computerized database, it could be vulnerable to hackers.

    "We know from many other examples that there are lots of security breaches that occur across the country," said Marc Rotenberg of the Electronic Privacy Information Center, another Washington research and advocacy group. "There's no reason to think this will be any different."

    Company officials and other proponents say the device and accompanying system are carefully designed to protect recipients.

    "The privacy of VeriChip's customers is our highest priority," said Scott Silverman, the chief executive of Applied Digital Solutions Inc., the firm's parent company. "Both the amount of information and who has authorized access to that information is determined by the user."

    Others worry about how the devices will be used in the future.

    "This device is intended to uniquely number humans. It's embedded in the flesh, and it's permanent. It can be read without someone's knowledge and consent," McIntyre said. "Scanners can be installed in doorways or ceiling tiles to track people's comings and goings without people even being aware it's happening. That's not so far off."

    Company officials scoff at those fears.

    "Some people say, 'Oh, my God. It's "1984." It's George Orwell,' " Musher said. "But this is a passive device. It's not controlling or tracking anyone."

    The company is, however, marketing the devices to limit entry to secure facilities. The Mexican government is using the implants like key cards for high-security offices. And CityWatcher.com of Cincinnati, which stores surveillance-camera footage from around the country, recently started using the chips to control access to tapes. Bars in Spain and Amsterdam, meanwhile, are offering the chips to patrons who want quick entry and to run electronic tabs.

    "We're just waiting for the first case where a convicted sex offender on condition of release is required to have a VeriChip implanted," Rotenberg said.

    For their part, Fischer and Hickey hope the devices catch on.

    "This is the wave of the future," Fischer said. "I'm looking at this from the positive side. To obtain optimal care, I think we have to take advantage of the best technology available."

    © 2006 The Washington Post Company


     







     


     







    Pregnancy




    Rick Friedman for The New York Times
    THE THEORIST Dr. David Haig sees pregnancy as a tug of war between mother and fetus over nutrients.


     


    March 14, 2006


    Silent Struggle: A New Theory of Pregnancy




    Pregnancy can be the most wonderful experience life has to offer. But it can also be dangerous. Around the world, an estimated 529,000 women a year die during pregnancy or childbirth. Ten million suffer injuries, infection or disability.


    To David Haig, an evolutionary biologist at Harvard, these grim statistics raise a profound puzzle about pregnancy.


    "Pregnancy is absolutely central to reproduction, and yet pregnancy doesn't seem to work very well," he said. "If you think about the heart or the kidney, they're wonderful bits of engineering that work day in and day out for years and years. But pregnancy is associated with all sorts of medical problems. What's the difference?"


    The difference is that the heart and the kidney belong to a single individual, while pregnancy is a two-person operation. And this operation does not run in perfect harmony. Instead, Dr. Haig argues, a mother and her unborn child engage in an unconscious struggle over the nutrients she will provide it.


    Dr. Haig's theory has been gaining support in recent years, as scientists examine the various ways pregnancy can go wrong.


    His theory also explains a baffling feature of developing fetuses: the copies of some genes are shut down, depending on which parent they come from. Dr. Haig has also argued that the same evolutionary conflicts can linger on after birth and even influence the adult brain. New research has offered support to this idea as well. By understanding these hidden struggles, scientists may be able to better understand psychological disorders like depression and autism.


    As a biologist fresh out of graduate school in the late 1980's, Dr. Haig decided to look at pregnancy from an evolutionary point of view. As his guide, he used the work of Robert Trivers, an evolutionary biologist at Rutgers University.


    In the 1970's, Dr. Trivers argued that families create an evolutionary conflict. Natural selection should favor parents who can successfully raise the most offspring. For that strategy to work, they can't put too many resources into any one child. But the child's chances for reproductive success will increase as its care and feeding increase. Theoretically, Dr. Trivers argued, natural selection could favor genes that help children get more resources from their parents than the parents want to give.


    As Dr. Haig considered the case of pregnancy, it seemed like the perfect arena for this sort of conflict. A child develops in intimate contact with its mother. Its development in the womb is crucial to its long-term health. So it was plausible that nature would favor genes that allowed fetuses to draw more resources from their mothers.


    A fetus does not sit passively in its mother's womb and wait to be fed. Its placenta aggressively sprouts blood vessels that invade its mother's tissues to extract nutrients.


    Meanwhile, Dr. Haig argued, natural selection should favor mothers who could restrain these incursions, and manage to have several surviving offspring carrying on their genes. He envisioned pregnancy as a tug of war. Each side pulls hard, and yet a flag tied to the middle of the rope barely moves.


    "We tend to think of genes as parts of a machine working together," Dr. Haig said. "But in the realm of genetic conflict, the cooperation breaks down."


    In a 1993 paper, Dr. Haig first predicted that many complications of pregnancy would turn out to be produced by this conflict. One of the most common complications is pre-eclampsia, in which women experience dangerously high blood pressure late in pregnancy. For decades scientists have puzzled over pre-eclampsia, which occurs in about 6 percent of pregnancies.


    Dr. Haig proposed that pre-eclampsia was just an extreme form of a strategy used by all fetuses. The fetuses somehow raised the blood pressure of their mothers so as to drive more blood into the relatively low-pressure placenta. Dr. Haig suggested that pre-eclampsia would be associated with some substance that fetuses injected into their mothers' bloodstreams. Pre-eclampsia happened when fetuses injected too much of the stuff, perhaps if they were having trouble getting enough nourishment.


    In the past few years, Ananth Karumanchi of Harvard Medical School and his colleagues have gathered evidence that suggests Dr. Haig was right. They have found that women with pre-eclampsia had unusually high levels of a protein called soluble fms-like tyrosine kinase 1, or sFlt1 for short.


    Other labs have replicated their results. Dr. Karumanchi's group has done additional work that indicates that this protein interferes with the mother's ability to repair minor damage to her blood vessels. As that damage builds up, so does her blood pressure. And as Dr. Haig predicted, the protein is produced by the fetus, not the mother.


    "When I first came across David Haig's hypothesis, it was absolutely cool," said Dr. Karumanchi. "And it made me feel like I might be on the right track."


    Dr. Haig is now collaborating with Dr. Karumanchi and his Harvard Medical School colleagues to understand more about how exactly sFlt1 may cause pre-eclampsia. They describe their research in the latest issue of Current Topics in Developmental Biology.


    Dr. Haig also made some predictions about the sorts of maternal defenses that have evolved. One of the most intriguing strategies he proposed was for mothers to shut down some of the genes in their own children.


    This strategy takes advantage of the fact that most of the genes we carry come in pairs. We inherit one copy from our mother and one from our father. In most cases, these pairs of genes behave identically. But in the past 15 years, scientists have identified more than 70 pairs of genes in which the copy from one parent never makes a protein. In some cases, a parent's gene is silenced only in one organ.


    Scientists do not fully understand this process, known as genomic imprinting. They suspect that it is made possible by chemical handles called methyl groups that are attached to units of DNA. Some handles may turn off genes in sperm and egg cells. The genes then remain shut off after a sperm fertilizes an egg.


    Only a few of these genes have been carefully studied to understand how they work. But the evidence so far is consistent with Dr. Haig's theory. One of the most striking examples is a gene called insulin growth factor 2 (Igf2). Produced only in fetal cells, it stimulates rapid growth. Normally, only the father's copy is active. To understand the gene's function, scientists disabled the father's copy in the placenta of fetal mice. The mice were born weighing 40 percent below average. Perhaps the mother's copy of Igf2 is silent because turning it off helps slow the growth of a fetus.


    On the other hand, mice carry another gene called Igf2r that interferes with the growth-spurring activity of Igf2. This may be another maternal defense gene. In the case of Igf2r, it is the father's gene that is silent, perhaps as a way for fathers to speed up the growth of their offspring. If the mother's copy of this second gene is disabled, mouse pups are born 125 percent heavier than average.


    A number of other imprinted genes speed and slow the growth of fetuses in a similar fashion, providing more support for Dr. Haig's theory. And in recent years, some medical disorders in humans have been tied to these imprinted genes. Beckwith-Wiedemann syndrome, for example, causes children to grow oversize organs that are prone to developing tumors. Some cases of the disorder have been tied to a mutation that replaces a mother's silent copy of Igf2 with an extra copy of the father's.


    "Both of the copies come from the father, and you get double the amount of Igf2, " said Dr. Haig. The extra Igf2 appeared to cause a fetus to grow too quickly, leading to the syndrome.


    Dr. Haig's work is now widely hailed for making sense of imprinted genes. "Molecular biologists had it worked out in exquisite detail, but they had no idea why it existed," said Kyle Summers, a biologist at East Carolina State University. "Haig just comes in and says, 'I know why this is happening,' and explained it."


    Dr. Haig has recently been exploring his theory's implications for life after birth. "I think it can influence all sorts of social behaviors," he said.


    Scientists have found that some genes are imprinted in the brain after birth, and in some cases even in adulthood. "Imprinted genes and behavior are the new frontier," said Dr. Lawrence Wilkinson of the University of Cambridge. In a paper to be published in The Philosophical Transactions of the Royal Society of London, Dr. Wilkinson and his colleagues argue that the evidence on imprinted brain genes — preliminary as it is — fits with Dr. Haig's theory. They call it "the most robust evolutionary hypothesis for genomic imprinting."


    One major source of conflict after birth is how much a mother will feed any individual offspring. A baby mammal is more likely to thrive if it can get more milk from its mother. But nursing demands a lot of energy from mothers that could be used for other things, like bearing and nursing more offspring.


    It turns out that a number of imprinted genes are active in the brain, where they might influence how babies behaved toward their mothers. One strong candidate for that role in mice is a gene known as GnasXI. Normally the mother's copy of the gene is silent. If the father's copy is not working, mouse pups are weak sucklers. They draw so little milk that by 9 days old, they are a quarter of the weight of normal mice. Switching off the father's copy of GnasXI may be putting a brake on the aggressive nursing of their pups.


    Some genes continue to be imprinted in the brain even in healthy adults. Dr. Haig has proposed that the evolution of these genes has been shaped by the groups in which mammals live.


    In many mammal species, females tend to stay in the groups where they are born and males leave. As a result, females tend to share more genes with other members of their group than males. A conflict may emerge between maternal and paternal genes over how the members of the group should act. Maternal genes may favor behavior that benefits the group. Paternal genes may favor behavior that benefits the individual.


    "You have to think about resources in a different way," Dr. Wilkinson said. "Instead of thinking about foodstuffs, you have to think about social resources. Your mom and dad want different things from your behavior."


    Dr. Wilkinson and his colleagues are beginning to identify genes that may play this role. One, known as Nesp55, is active in mouse brains. The father's copy of the gene is silent. Dr. Wilkinson and his colleagues found that disabling the mother's Nesp55 gene makes mice less likely to explore a new environment. Normally, the mother's copy of Nesp55 may encourage the mice to take more risks on behalf of the group, whether that risk involves looking for food or defending the group. "It's a possibility, but it needs to be proved," said Dr. Wilkinson.


    Dr. Wilkinson suspects that conflict between imprinted brain genes may add to the risk for mental disorders, from autism to depression. Because one copy of each of these genes is silenced, they may be more vulnerable. "If you ask me, do I think that imprinted genes are likely in the next 10 years to crop up as mechanisms in mental disorders, I'd say yes," he said.


    Dr. Haig has enjoyed watching his theory mature and inspire other scientists. But he has also had to cope with a fair amount of hate mail. It comes from across the political spectrum, from abortion opponents to feminists who accuse him of trying to force patriarchy into biology.


    "People seem to think, 'He must have a political agenda,' " Dr. Haig said. "But I'm not talking at all about conscious behaviors. I'm just interested in these mechanisms and why they evolved."





March 11, 2006

  • Helicopter Tours






     








    Helicopter Tours
    Hansom cabs of the Space Age.
    By Bryan Curtis
    Posted Thursday, March 9, 2006, at 12:53 PM ET

    I remember wishing that we could use my helicopter right then. The traffic was terrible.
    —Donald Trump, from Trump: Think Like a Billionaire

    A few days ago, on a sluggish afternoon in New York City, I had a Trump-like vision of helicopter flight. I didn't have any real-estate deals to close or sheiks to entertain, but I could picture myself floating above Manhattan, casting a disinterested eye on the rabble below. A few minutes later, I was standing in the office of Liberty Tours, a helicopter outfit located at 12th Avenue and West 30th Street. The office was spare, and it was full of European tourists slumped in plastic chairs. Looking out a window that faced the Hudson River, I could see that the wind was blowing hard. Every few minutes, a helicopter floated off the tarmac, jerking and wiggling as if it were being reeled up a fishing line before it discovered its bearings in midair and buzzed off confidently. I was going to take a helicopter tour.

    Helicopter tours, it can now be said, are an enormously sad way to impersonate a mogul. Not to discourage you—they're quite fun—but just so you know. At Liberty Tours, most of the flights don't dip in and out of midtown office canyons as they do in iconic movie shots; the choppers keep to the Hudson, with the skyscrapers viewed over the shoulder. Nor does one feel very Trump-like wearing a yellow life preserver around the waist or enduring the chattiness of Liberty's airport-style security personnel. I had just made it through the metal detector when two attractive women walked into the lobby and bought tickets for the next flight. A security guard, named Robert, flashed me a big grin and said a bit too loudly, "It looks like you're on the wrong flight!" Before I could stop him, he had slapped me a high-five.

    A few important announcements prior to your helicopter flight. First, before boarding the helicopter, you will be asked to reveal your weight. On a later flight, I watched as a young man confidently announced his weight, while his girlfriend, after several agonizing seconds of self-appraisal, said, "About the same, I guess." They must have had some afternoon together. Also of note: You don't need to duck your head dramatically as you walk under the blades. When you see the blades whirring, however, you will probably want to do this anyway. Finally, your seat on the helicopter tour is only as good as the person seated next to you. I thought I had scored big with the rear right window (the helicopter held eight people in two rows, including the pilot). Then a beefy European gentleman appeared at my left, with a shy, toothy smile that indicated that his high-end camera would be pivoting on my chest for the duration of the flight.

    If your helicopter is operating properly, the whole thing will shake violently. When we took off, it felt for a moment as if we were going to shake straight down into the Hudson—the helicopter seemed to pitch forward for a moment—but then we leveled off and flew south. We made a half-circle around the Statue of Liberty and Governors Island before turning north and coming up on the city. The buildings of New York looked almost like models—perfectly made and smashed too close together. It was late afternoon, and shadows had fallen over downtown. We passed the Empire State Building, the Europeans now wildly snapping pictures, before making a U-turn at Central Park and heading south again. The whole thing took only about 15 minutes—much too short—but it was strangely entertaining. I went back with a new cast of Europeans a few days later.

    If helicopters have a hold on us, it's not hard to see why. For one thing, the helicopter is the New Yorker's dream taxi. In a city where one never feels like one is making good time, there's something empowering about flying from lower Manhattan to Harlem in about three minutes. In New York, a new helicopter service will shuttle you from Wall Street directly to your gate at JFK for $140—not totally unreasonable if you've ever relied on a car service. Moreover, there is a romantic element to helicopter flight. It used to be that if you wanted to take a date on a tour through Manhattan, you would hire a hansom cab in Central Park. These days, a big spender might summon a helicopter. Liberty Tours offers a night flight for two called "Romance Over Manhattan" (prices start at $849), which the company says is ideal for marriage proposals. One wonders. Even if some men feel the urgent need to propose at great heights (atop the Empire State Building), the heli-proposal is a delicate affair. The groom-to-be must mount his case in 20 minutes or less. He must do it over the noise of the blades. If he gets turned down, there is no escape, and the flight becomes "Supreme Awkwardness Over Manhattan."

    And there's something that feels dangerous about flying a helicopter. In New York there have been enough sickening crashes in the last year to make them seem as hazardous as bungee jumping. Last summer, a chopper with six European and Australian tourists dropped into the East River ("British Couple in Sky-Plunge Drama," shrieked a British paper), and then, a few days later, another helicopter, filled with senior executives from MBNA, toppled headfirst into the same waters. No one died, but a British woman named Karen Butler, who was planning on celebrating her 40th birthday flying on a helicopter, instead spent it in Bellevue Hospital in a medically induced coma. "She speaks very little about it," a friend told the Daily News a few months later. "There is still a lot of trauma for her right now."

    Our own helicopter tour had just touched down safely. I stumbled onto the helipad and tried to regain my balance. Just then, I saw Robert, the security guard from earlier, waiting at the edge of the tarmac and wearing a giant smile. I wasn't sure what he wanted (maybe there were more attractive women in the lobby?), but as I walked toward him, I slipped into another reverie. Whether it was a sudden jolt of machismo or just happiness to be alive, I felt that in that short helicopter flight I had tasted a more fanciful way of living—a Trump-like existence. If I had to ride taxis and subways along with the rabble, perhaps I could at least adopt the manners of the helicopter set. I made a small gesture of this new life right then and there. I walked up to Robert and gave him a high-five.

    Bryan Curtis is a Slate staff writer. You can e-mail him at curtisb@slate.com.

  • Milosevic Is Found Dead






     




    March 12, 2006


    Milosevic Is Found Dead in Cell, U.N. Officials Say




    THE HAGUE, March 11 — Slobodan Milosevic, the former president of Yugoslavia and architect of a decade of war that took more than 250,000 lives and tore the country apart, was found dead in his cell at the United Nations detention center here on Saturday morning, the United Nations war crimes tribunal said.


    The tribunal said in a statement that guards had found Mr. Milosevic, 64, dead in his bed, apparently of natural causes, while they were on their regular rounds. But the time of his death was unclear, and the Dutch police and a coroner began a full investigation. An autopsy is scheduled to be performed Sunday in the Netherlands.


    Leaders in the region and in Western Europe immediately expressed regret that he would never be convicted for his role in the disintegration of Yugoslavia and in three wars in the region during the 1990's.


    Richard Dicker, a director of Human Rights Watch in New York who has often attended the trial, said it was "a terrible setback first and foremost for the victims of horrific crimes in the former Yugoslavia, and because it deprives the tribunal of a chance to render a verdict on his true role. That verdict would be a crucial piece of the record of what happened and who is accountable."


    He added: "But Milosevic's death does not undo the legacy of the trials completed already and those that will be completed. The four years of this trial are a loss, but it does not undo more than a decade of work in establishing reference points and responsibilities."


    Mr. Milosevic had been in poor health for years, and his heart ailment and high blood pressure repeatedly caused lengthy delays in his war crimes trial here on charges of genocide, crimes against humanity and war crimes in Yugoslavia, Bosnia, Croatia and Kosovo. He refused to enter any plea, and he insisted on acting as his own lawyer, only later accepting any help from his court-appointed lawyers and often clashing with their advice. His long courtroom diatribes, often tuned to play well to a Serbian audience back home rather than the court itself, repeatedly took up whole sessions.


    Mr. Milosevic was the first former head of state to stand trial for genocide before an international tribunal, and its proceedings, which began in February 2002, had already produced the longest war crimes trial in modern history. His death came as the trial was drawing to a close: he was in the final weeks of his defense, and his concluding statement was expected in late April or May. The judges' verdict was expected by the end of this year.


    Mr. Milosevic had complained in recent weeks that his health was worsening, and he pressed the court to allow him to seek treatment at the Bakoulev Scientific Center for Cardiovascular Surgery in Moscow, where his wife and son live. But the court denied his request, saying there was no reason that Russian doctors could not come to The Hague to treat him — a decision the Russian Foreign Ministry criticized Saturday after Mr. Milosevic's death.


    On Saturday, one of his lawyers, Steven Kay, said in an interview with the BBC that he did not think that Mr. Milosevic took his own life. "We were working on the last stretch. He was determined to see this through," he said. "He was hoping for more time but the judges said no."


    Mr. Kay added: "He has a history of suicide in his family — both his parents — but as far as he was concerned, his attitude to me was quite the opposite from that. He was determined to keep fighting his case."


    Another legal adviser, Zdenko Tomanovic, said Saturday that in recent days, Mr. Milosevic said that someone was trying to poison him. And Mr. Tomanovic said he had demanded that the autopsy take place in Moscow rather than in The Hague.


    "I insist on this request, especially bearing in mind Mr. Milosevic's claims that there were attempts to poison him in the prison," he said. "And yesterday, I also informed the Russian Embassy on behalf of Mr. Milosevic about his claims that his health was willfully destroyed."


    The tribunal denied the request for an autopsy in Moscow. It said Saturday, however, that it had agreed to allow a senior pathologist from Belgrade to participate in the autopsy.


    The death was the second major blow for the court in a matter of days. On March 5, Milan Babic, a convicted former politician who who had testified against Mr. Milosevic, hanged himself in his holding cell in The Hague.


    Since the Security Council created the tribunal in 1993, it has indicted 161 people. Proceedings have been completed against 85 people, and close to 60 are in custody or awaiting proceedings.


    But many senior figures, including the Bosnian Serb wartime leader Radovan Karadzic and his top commander, Gen. Ratko Mladic, are still being sought. Carla Del Ponte, the chief prosecutor at The Hague, has complained that cooperation from Serbia, the dominant Yugoslav republic, has stalled.


    In a statement released by her office on Saturday, Ms. Del Ponte said: "The death of Slobodan Milosevic a few weeks before the completion of his trial will prevent justice to be done in his case. However, the crimes for which he was accused, including genocide, cannot be left unpunished. There are other senior leaders accused of these crimes, six of them still at large."


    Her office said she would give a full news conference on Sunday.


    The European Union insisted on Saturday that the death in no way dismissed Serbia of its responsibility to hand over war crimes suspects. After a meeting of European foreign ministers in Austria, Foreign Minister Ursula Plassnik of Austria warned that Belgrade must continue to aid the effort "to come to terms with the legacy of the Balkan wars," The Associated Press reported.


    The Serbian foreign minister, Vuk Draskovic, who was also at the meeting, assured that his country would continue on its course of reform. "I am not ready to establish a link between the destiny of Milosevic and the destiny of Serbia," he said, noting that Mr. Milosevic had ordered the assassination of many opposition figures, including himself, The A.P. said. He added, "I can say only that it is a pity that he did not face justice."


    Across the Balkans, the death was met by emotions, from dismay among those who saw themselves as the victims of his repressive rule, to the sorrow of the now dwindling core of Serbian Socialist Party supporters, for whom Mr. Milosevic was still the nominal party leader.


    In Vranje, one of handful of towns in Serbia to still be dominated by the Socialist Party, supporters lowered the Serbian flag to half staff and placed black bands across photographs on office walls.


    "Too bad for the guy. He was a big Serb," said Zoran Ivanovic, a 41-year-old laborer who lives in Vranje . "Maybe he made a few mistakes, like not accepting Yugoslavia be turned into a confederation, and perhaps avoiding war. But those charges of genocide, that's baseless."


    Among those who had worked to bring Mr. Milosevic to trial, there was a profound note of disappointment on Saturday.


    Florence Hartmann, the spokeswoman for Ms. Del Ponte, expressed frustration that at least in a legal sense, Mr. Milosevic will not go down in history as a convicted war criminal. "This is bad for proving the real responsibility of Mr. Milosevic," she said. "There is a presumption of innocence, and now we will not get a conviction."


    But Richard C. Holbrooke, a former American ambassador to the United Nations who was also a negotiator of the Dayton peace accord for Bosnia, said that amid the disappointment, there was still justice.


    "The trial was too long, but the trial was the verdict," he said in an interview with the BBC on Saturday. "The Serb people came to understand the truth that he was not a nationalist, but an opportunist. A kind of rough and imperfect justice was served."


    Gregory Crouch reported from The Hague for this article, and Marlise Simons from Paris. Nicholas Wood contributed reporting from Vranje, Serbia.






  • Today's Papers

    Interior Changes
    By Daniel Politi
    Posted Saturday, March 11, 2006, at 6:00 AM ET


    The Washington Post leads with, and none of the other papers front, the discovery of peace activist Tom Fox's body in Baghdad. The 54-year-old Virginian was taken hostage last November and speculation of his death had increased when he did not appear in a tape aired earlier this week that showed the other three people who were taken with him. The Los Angeles Times leads with the Friday afternoon resignation of Gale Norton, the first female secretary of the Interior. Norton's five-year leadership of the department ended in controversy as a federal investigation is underway over her department's close dealings with über-lobbyist Jack Abramoff. Throughout her tenure, environmentalists criticized her advocacy of energy exploration on public land as well as her move to reopen Yellowstone National Park to snowmobiles. Both the WP and the New York Times choose to stuff the resignation.


    The NYT leads with the news that (surprise) Congress seems to have lost interest in tightening lobbying regulations. Even though the measure had momentum at the height of the Abramoff scandal, other issues have now monopolized the attention of lawmakers who do not seem to be in a rush to do anything on the issue. If a member of Congress is indicted in the Abramoff investigation, reform might once again take center stage, but for now there is a growing sense that tighter laws are not needed.


    The Wall Street Journal tops its world-wide newsbox with President Bush saying that he regrets how the ports deal was handled and that he is concerned about the message it sends to U.S. allies, especially in the Middle East. Trade talks between the UAE and the United States were postponed in what was largely seen as an effect of the collapsed deal.


    The WSJ takes advantage of the ports controversy to say that the globalization of business has run into some major roadblocks. Besides the Dubai Ports World kerfuffle, the paper also mentions other countries that want to put the brakes on foreign investment, including Korea and Bolivia. If this trend continues, it could threaten the world economy, and the United States would be particularly vulnerable because of its dependence on foreign investment.


    As further fallout from the debate over DP World, the Post reports that House Republicans are planning legislation to give Congress some sort of oversight over all purchases of U.S. businesses by foreigners.


    The WSJ points out that having to sell off its U.S. holdings may not really hurt DP World since it wasn't the most valuable part of its acquisition. The paper even goes as far as to suggest that it might be difficult to find a willing buyer.


    There is no denying that the transfer of its U.S. assets will be a complicated process, and the Post emphasizes that no one is quite sure how it's going to work and it is unclear whether there will be an outright sale, or if DP World will merely give away management responsibilities of its U.S. operations.


    The NYT says that the ports scandal could be a sign of the difficulty that President Bush will face in getting the approval of the Republican Congress for his initiatives as the midterm elections approach. But all this talk of a "rebellion" doesn't impress the NYT's editorial page: "The Republicans dumped the ports deal into the harbor because of xenophobia and electoral tactics … the idea that a happy few are charging the White House ramparts is ridiculous."


    The WP goes inside with the judge in the Zacarias Moussaoui trial warning the prosecutors that they are "treading on very delicate legal ground." As they wrapped up the first week, analysts believe the judge's statement was meant to emphasize that prosecutors should focus on the lies that Moussaoui told the FBI, rather than his failure to warn them of the impending 9/11 attack. There is no precedent for sentencing someone to death for failing to speak up.


    All the papers go inside with the latest from Iraq, where 19 Iraqis and one U.S. Marine died in bombings, while some clerics called for calm and forgiveness. Everyone mentions the Time magazine interview with U.S. ambassador Zalmay Khalilzad where he proposed that Iraq's leaders should hold a summit to work out a coalition.


    The LAT fronts a look at the increasing tensions between Iraq's president, Jalal Talabani, who is Kurdish, and its interim prime minister, Ibrahim Jafari, who is a Shiite. They each try to claim true leadership of the country and often have petty fights to try and demonstrate their power.


    The NYT mentions the Palestinian Authority's claim that it is facing a budget crisis. Even though it has received $70 million in the past two weeks, it is not enough to cover all of February's salaries. The Palestinian economic minister said it "remains a mystery" how they will pay the March salaries.


    The WP fronts the chairman of the Federal Election Commission claiming "there is a growing sense" that in order for a presidential candidate to be taken seriously he or she will have to raise $100 million by the end of 2007. Although some say the figure is far too high, many do believe these upcoming elections will mark the end of public funding for campaigns and its accompanying spending limits.


    The WP fronts, and the NYT goes inside with, the arrest of President Bush's former top domestic policy adviser on charges that he stole goods from several different retailers in Maryland. Claude A. Allen, who resigned last month and was considered a rising star in conservative circles, is accused of conducting several fraudulent refunds totaling more than $5,000 in the past year. Slate contributor Rachel Shteir explains how refund scams work and why they're a favorite of shoplifters.


    The LAT fronts a profile of Bettie Page, one of the most famous pinups from the 1950s, who "helped usher in the sexual revolution of the 1960s" with her provocative photographs. Although she is now 82 and her picture hasn't been in a magazine for almost half a century, she claims to be more popular now than when she first modeled. The chairman of CMG, the company that markets her image, says Page "has an international following. Only Marilyn Monroe rivals her in terms of Internet traffic." Unfortunately, the usually reclusive Page would not allow the LAT to photograph her face because "I want to be remembered as I was when I was young and in my golden times."

    Daniel Politi is a writer living in Buenos Aires, Argentina

  • Big Love

     




    Ginnifer Goodwin, Bill Paxton, Jeanne Tripplehorn, and Chloë Sevigny in HBO's Big Love

    Boy Meets Girl, Then More Girls
    HBO's Big Love and the stuffy side of polygamy.
    By Daphne Merkin
    Updated Friday, March 10, 2006, at 10:59 AM ET

    So, you thought you'd seen everything those alienated types who create hit TV series had up their hipster sleeves. We were all fascinated with the Six Feet Under clan, dragging their twisted inner lives and even more meshugeneh realities all over their widowed mother's spotless linoleum kitchen floor, leading her to take up smoking pot. Now Tony Soprano and his stewpot of gangland cronies are back, beguiling us with their vulgar blood-spilling and messy coke-snorting ways. And, as if that weren't enough, right after The Sopranos there's Big Love, featuring Bill Henrickson (Bill Paxton), a guy with multiple wives and seven children who's moved across the street into three adjacent households that share a single backyard, pretending to be the head of a normal American family under the very noses of the law-abiding folk who live in his Salt Lake City suburb.

    One thing can be said for sure: If the secret desires and errant fantasies of a culture are reflected by its mass entertainment, we are living in foundering, category-challenged times. (In fact, from the looks of it, TV-land may be falling behind the curve of Real Life. In the real world, a lesbian has just been voted Homecoming King at forward-looking Hood College in Maryland, while Emily's Reasons Why Not and Love Monkey, two recently aired shows involving two single heteros looking for love—how retro can you get?—were both canceled with record speed.) The traditional paradigms of connection and romance no longer seem to be bearing up under our scrutiny, worn out by mockery and parody or plain old malaise. The "normal" family in American film and movies—the original nuclear model, that is, the one that inspired the heartwarming '70s TV show Family—appears to have gone up the waterspout, along with the traditional boy-meets-girl scenario.

    Meanwhile, the marginalized and misbegotten—perverts, as J. Edgar Hoover would have called them, or inverts, as Freud did—have been gradually insinuating themselves into our hearts and minds. All the really persuasive bonding taking place these days is happening far from the Mom & Pop master bedroom. It goes on between gay men and women (Will & Grace); female friends (Sex and the City); women and women (The L Word); and, perhaps most insistently, men and men (Brokeback Mountain). And although the once-hallowed ideal of romantic pining is no longer perceived as a glorious sacrifice when a woman waits by the phone for a man to call—better she should figure out, sooner rather than later, that he's just not that into her—this sort of risible soul-mate anguish takes on a noble mystique when it occurs between two cowboys who live for their twice-yearly fishing getaways.

    Given how shaky we all feel these days in our chosen moorings, it makes perfect sense that HBO has warmed to the concept behind Big Love. The really surprising thing about the series is not how steamy and illicit the populous Henrickson ménage is but how little heat it gives off—how downright tedious it manages to make polygamy seem. Paxton's amiable and hardworking Bill Henrickson is permanently put-upon; when he's not overseeing his thriving home-improvement business (note the line of work he's in), he is at the beck and call of his demanding spouses. His trio of women, disparate as they are in age and temperament (played by Jeanne Tripplehorn, Chloë Sevigny, and Ginnifer Goodwin), have one thing in common. They all want more of hubby: more of his time, more of his money, more of his help with the chores, and more of his sexual attentions. None of them can get enough, especially of the last, which drives the exhausted, testosterone-deficient Bill to pop Viagra like breath mints. The show's setup has the strange effect of inverting the terms of the unreconstructed patriarchal paradigm that the sexual politics of polygamy plays to. In Big Love's hands, the harem fantasy so beloved of hot-blooded males turns out to be one long harem nightmare; what might have been a thrilling exposé of the excessive and the aberrant boils down to being a familiar tale of the domestic fatigue that has assailed the lives of couples ever since Adam hooked up with Eve (whose turn it is to do the dishes/buy the groceries/have sex tonight), times three.

    How, you might ask, has all this weariness with conventional heterosexual partnering come to pass? How have we gotten to the point where a man who has three attractive women in his revolving bed is a man who is destined to suffer? Much of the problem, I would argue, is with the basic conception of the show, which has taken the religion and—perhaps even more to the point—the lust out of polygamy in its effort to present it as just another choice in the alternative relationship smorgasbord.

    The co-writers of Big Love—Mark V. Olsen and Will Scheffer*—have tried, in their own words, to be "nonjudgmental and humane" about the institution of polygamy, insisting that it is an "ideal template to look at marriage and family." Can they possibly mean this? Isn't this a bit like arguing that the seduction of underage boys by adult men is an ideal template from which to view homosexual life? Polygamy, whatever else it is, is both illegal and a throwback to more benighted notions of dominance and submission within family life—an assertion of the hegemony of older males over younger females. (The Mormon Church has outlawed polygamy since 1890, although it continues to be practiced by fundamentalist cults—with a population that has been estimated as anywhere from 30,000 to 100,0000—who claim allegiance to the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints.) For me, the really disturbing aspect of the series is not that it soft-pedals the lifestyle's darker sides—its reliance on a constant supply of young women, its tolerance of incest and pedophilia under cover of God's law, its exiling of younger men who might compete with the older males of the community for wives. It's that the show's creators—who happen to be a gay couple—have written a series that wears its values on its sleeve, albeit unwittingly, and those values are, in a word, heterophobic. They are, that is, subtly and not so subtly misogynistic (the women come across mostly as simpering dominatrixes, begging for a new car when they're not demanding that Henrickson get it up on their allotted night with him) as well as inveterately pitying of the benighted, hen-pecked, breeder male. Invisible quotation marks are everywhere you look, bracketing the very concepts of "marriage" and "family" the show purports to examine sympathetically, or at least neutrally.

    The result is that polygamy never looked worse than it does here, suggesting not an end to the humdrum rhythms of marital life but an alarming extension of them. I cannot help wondering whether some of this dreary message is attributable to the simple fact that the show's creators can't quite imagine their way into figuring out what all the whoop about men and women is about. If homosexuality has gone from being the love that dare not speak its name to the love that proudly carries the torch of erotic passion, heterosexuality has gone from being the only game in town to a failed sideshow.

    Indeed, there is a sense in which the homoerotic ethos has triumphed—as a persuasive cultural narrative if in no other way—while the straight narrative has gotten lost in ridicule and anxiety. But you never can tell. One of these days straight-bashing will breathe its last breath and the dysfunctional "normal" family is sure to come back into cultural fashion, if only because it's never gone away in the real world. Meanwhile, keep your eye on the two women playing footsy in the fourth episode of Big Love: Here's betting that's where the action will be.

    Correction, March 10, 2006: In the original version of this article, the names of Mark V. Olsen and Will Scheffer, co-creators of Big Love, were misspelled. This error has been corrected. Return to the sentence.

    Daphne Merkin is the author of a novel, Enchantment, and a collection of essays, Dreaming of Hitler.

March 10, 2006

  • Today's Papers

    today's papers
    Du-Bye
    By Eric Umansky
    Posted Friday, March 10, 2006, at 3:13 AM ET


    Everybody leads with Dubai announcing it will, as the Wall Street Journal puts it, "sell or spin out" the company it just bought that manages some U.S. ports. In unveiling the pullback, the company kept it vague, saying it will "transfer fully the U.S. operations" to "a United States entity."


    As the New York Times puts it, the company refused to say whether it plans to "actually sell the American operations or had some other transaction in mind." It could create a kind of stand-alone subsidiary staffed by Americans, a deal suggested last month by conservative commentator Michael Ledeen. Of course, that's just theoretical. As the Journal notes, "any step short of divestiture is considered unlikely, largely because it carries significant political risk."


    It's long been clear that the deal was DOA, but if you're interested in the death throes: GOP congressional leaders headed to the White House yesterday morning and delivered an offer the president couldn't refuse: Kill the deal or we will. According to the Post's David Ignatius, at another point yesterday, Karl Rove told an exec at the company in Dubai that the White House couldn't hold out any longer. A few hours later, Dubai's crown prince pulled the plug.


    As everybody by now is quick to note, there's no real evidence that Dubai's ownership of a company that manages some domestic ports would have been a significant security risk.


    "This is a case where we were arguing about the wrong part of the problem," said one analyst. "Transportation is a global network, and we're not going to own all of it." Time magazine points out that another Dubai company already runs some services at a few U.S. ports and recently won a $50 million contract with the U.S. Navy.


    The Washington Post goes credulous above-the-fold: "U.S. SETS PLAN FOR CIVIL WAR IN IRAQ." The WP gets that from Senate hearings where SecDef Rumsfeld explained, "The plan is to prevent a civil war, and to the extent one were to occur, to have the Iraqi security forces deal with it to the extent they're able to."


    "That's not a plan, and Rumsfeld must know it," retorts Slate's Fred Kaplan, who adds that Rummy's performance was matched by senators' equally desultory follow-ups. In one of the few interesting bits, the U.S.'s top general for the Mideast testified that the "sectarian violence is a greater concern for us security-wise right now than the insurgency."


    The NYT wisely stuffs Rumsfeld, saying his appearance amounted to "more or less a recitation of the administration's standard formulations on Iraq."


    About a dozen Iraqis were killed in assorted attacks, while Iraq's government announced the hanging of 13 men convicted as "terrorists." The Post says they were the first court-sanctioned executions of insurgents since Iraq reinstated the death penalty two years ago.


    The Los Angeles Times and USA Today front NASA announcing the discovery of what appear to be geysers on a tiny-teeny moon of Saturn, meaning there may be water there—and life.


    A front-page NYT piece flags a Census report concluding that even though the percentage of the population that's elderly is exploding, the costs of the demographic shift will be muted by the fact that retirees are far healthier nowadays—and many will hold off on that whole retiring thing for a while, too.


    Back to the Post's David Ignatius, who looks at the impact of the port scuttle:



    The collapse of the deal was a measure of Bush's political weakness—but even more, of America's traumatized post-Sept. 11 politics. The ironic fact is that the UAE is precisely the kind of Arab ally the United States needs most now. But that clearly didn't matter to an election-year Congress, which responded to the Dubai deal with a frenzy of Muslim-bashing disguised as concern about terrorism. And we wonder why the rest of the world doesn't like us.

    Eric Umansky (www.ericumansky.com) writes "Today's Papers" for Slate. He can be reached at todayspapers@slate.com.

January 30, 2006













  • Drugs and Drug Testing






    http://www.latimes.com/news/printedition/opinion/la-op-welch29jan29,0,4424570.story?coll=la-news-comment

    From the Los Angeles Times

    INSIDE THE TENT


    His cup runneth over with annoyance

    By Matt Welch
    Matt Welch is assistant editorial page editor at The Times.

    January 29, 2006

    THE NEWSPAPER you are reading has been lovingly compiled by hundreds of humans who urinated into plastic measuring cups for the privilege of bringing it to you.

    I gather this is not widely known among readers, judging by the reaction from those I've told. "Why would the L.A. Times care whether you've smoked pot?" goes the typical response. It doesn't help with the comprehension that it's not immediately evident that anyone here actually does.

    Yet it's been company policy for at least 18 years that every new hire excrete on command while a rubber-gloved nurse waits outside with her ear plastered to the door. Those who test positive for illegal drugs don't get their promised job, on grounds that someone who can't stay off the stuff long enough to pass a one-time, advance-notice screening might have a problem. (And yes, it has happened in the newsroom a handful of times.) This despite the fact that we generally don't operate machinery heavier than a coffee pot, aren't likely to sell our secrets to blackmailing Russkies and are supposed to be at least theoretically representative of typical Americans.

    Because guess what? The typical American — and just about every journalist I've ever asked — has already tried marijuana at least once before the age of 25, according to the government's National Survey on Drug Use and Health. What's more, despite 35 years and billions of dollars' worth of taxpayer-financed propaganda to the contrary, most of those who've inhaled didn't collapse through the "gateway" into desperate heroin addiction or "Traffic"-style sex slavery. George W. Bush turned out all right (at least on paper), as did Al Gore, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Bill Walton, Michael Bloomberg and millions more.

    These complaints are familiar; I've made them several times myself (for instance, this self-shaming line from 1998: "I didn't get into this racket so I could … submit to insulting urine tests"). I'm generally the kind of smart-ass who bristles at being told what to do (like registering for the "Selective" Service at 18, which I selected not to); and for the last few years I've worked at the libertarian Reason magazine, the kind of place where senior editors write books called "Saying Yes."

    Yet there I was two weeks ago, handing my warm yellow beaker to the urine analyst ("Your temperature is nice," she said, clearly trying to soften the blow). So, presented with the lure of an interesting job, did I abandon my libertarian principles even faster than the Gingrich revolution?

    Well, yes, but it wasn't for lack of trying. First came the bluffing ("Is there a drug test? Because I won't take one.") Then the bargaining — I offered to pay more for health insurance, or sign a sworn affidavit detailing my laughably tame drug history … to no avail. A real punk rocker, or at least a dedicated fan of Mojo Nixon (he of "I Ain't Gonna Piss in No Jar" fame from the mid-1980s, when drug testing was still controversial among newspaper employees), would have played chicken with the human resources department to see who blinked first. Instead, I folded like a cheap tent.

    Worst of all, I didn't even have the basic decency to fail. As is infamous among friends who've known me long enough, a single hit of pot is enough to reduce me to a whimpering fetal crouch for several incommunicative hours at a time. During my last such tempting of fate, several years back, my crippled brain could not decipher whether the trailer for "A Mighty Wind" indicated a comedy or horror film. When it comes to every substance except red wine and Pacifico, I'm basically a Mormon.

    Which is why, among other things, our milk-slurping pals from Utah are famously overrepresented in sensitive government jobs that require higher levels of drug screening, like at the CIA. But do we really want our spook work handled by guys who blush at PG-13 movies? What kind of country would we be when most jobs require such ritual humiliation?

    The answer is: The country we already are. Since Ronald Reagan introduced federal government drug testing in 1986, workplace screening, egged on by Washington, climbed quickly to about 50% of all jobs and has remained basically static since then. The republic has managed to survive.

    Like airport security, open-air smoking bans and drunk-driving checkpoints, drug testing is an insulting annoyance that was met with much initial grumbling (particularly from journalists), then quickly became part of the accepted background noise of modern life. We instinctively compensate for these setbacks by exploring new freedoms elsewhere, before the buzz-killers find out.

    At least that's what I keep telling myself.


     



     







    BEN STEIN




    Philip Anderson


    January 29, 2006

    Everybody's Business

    When You Fly in First Class, It's Easy to Forget the Dots




    ONE of the best conspiracy movies ever made is the perfect British classic, "The Third Man." In the most haunting scene, the villain, played adroitly by Orson Welles, takes Joseph Cotten, the good guy, up in a Ferris wheel. The villain, named Harry Lime, has been selling adulterated penicillin in postwar Vienna, making a fortune and causing children to become paralyzed and die.


    Mr. Cotten's character, a pulp fiction writer named Holly Martins, asks him how he could do such an evil thing for money. The two men are at the top of the Ferris wheel, and the people below them look like tiny dots. Mr. Welles's villain looks down and says, "Tell me, would you really feel any pity if one of those dots stopped moving forever? If I offered you £20,000 for every dot that stopped, would you really, old man, tell me to keep my money, or would you calculate how many dots you could afford to spare?"


    This scene comes to mind when I think of Glenn F. Tilton and other executives of the UAL Corporation and the hapless employees of its primary business, United Airlines. Its history is a perfect text for the ethical morass in which American business often finds itself.


    United is one of the proudest names in airline history. It has long been a synonym for fine service and extensive, convenient routes. In the early 1990's, when some investment bankers were casting around for a way to make tens of millions of dollars, they came up with a doozy: the employees of UAL would give up some of their salaries and benefits in exchange for stock in UAL, eventually becoming UAL's largest owner through an employee stock ownership plan.


    The deal went through — with staggering compensation to Wall Street — and in 1994 the American employees of UAL, as a group, became its largest owners. Within a few years, overseas personnel were allowed the privilege of tossing their life savings into UAL, too.


    Trouble was not far behind. The employees found management demanding pay cuts, big (and, for passengers, inconvenient) changes and cuts in scheduling and services, and even silly changes in their once-great flight attendant uniforms. Then came the blows of 9/11 and a recession, and then rising fuel costs. There were demands for more cuts in pay and benefits and more layoffs. That was not enough. About three years ago, UAL was "forced" to enter bankruptcy to stay alive.


    This step meant that UAL could drastically cut workers' pay — and it did. Pensions were simply jettisoned and made the burden of the federal government's Pension Benefit Guaranty Corporation, which meant cuts of close to two-thirds in some pilots' pension payments. And, of course, the bankruptcy simply eliminated all of that equity in UAL that the employees had bought with their hard-earned savings.


    Thus, in a series of evil events, management of UAL basically ruined the lives of the employee-owners, if that is not putting too fine a point on it, by taking away their savings, incomes and pensions. (I am indebted to my pal, Phil DeMuth, for much of this research.)


    All right, you might say. What else could management have done amid high fuel costs and a deregulated, supercompetitive market? That's "creative destruction," and it's good for the economy, some of my fellow Republicans and admirers of the free market might say. But what about the rules of law and common decency? Because, you see, there is a bit more to the story.


    Now UAL has been reorganized. It is preparing to emerge from bankruptcy. It will soon have a stock offering. This offering is expected to raise very roughly $6 billion. It is presumably worth that because UAL now has such low labor costs that it may actually make a profit of some size. (I'll believe it when I see it.)


    Here comes the good part: management has asked the bankruptcy court to let it have — free — roughly 15 percent of the stock in the new company, or about $900 million. Mr. Tilton, the chief executive, who plays the Orson Welles character in this drama, would get about $90 million personally for his hard work shepherding UAL through bankruptcy (for which he was already paid multiple millions of dollars).


    The bankruptcy court, instead of ordering Mr. Tilton's arrest, instead cut the management share to about 8 percent, so he will get more than $40 million, more or less. That is more than Lee R. Raymond, the chief executive of Exxon Mobil, one of the most successful companies of all time, was paid in 2004 (not counting Mr. Raymond's 28 million shares of restricted stock).


    So here it is in a nutshell: employees are goaded into investing a big chunk of their wages and benefits in UAL stock. They lose that. Then they lose big parts of their pay and pensions. They become peons of UAL. Management gets $480 million, more or less. "Creative destruction?" Or looting?


    Wait, Mr. Tilton and Mr. Bankruptcy Judge. The employees were the owners of UAL. They were the trustors, and Mr. Tilton and his pals were trustees for them. How were the trustors wiped out while the trustees, the fiduciaries, became fantastically rich? Is this the way capitalism is supposed to work? Trustors save up, and their agents just take their savings away from them?


    If the company is worth so much that management has hundreds of millions coming to them, shouldn't the employee-owners get a taste? Does capitalism mean anything if the owners of the capital can be wiped out while their agents grow wealthy? Is this a way to encourage savings and the ownership society? Or is this a matter of to him who hath shall be given?


    I know that this is basically the same story I described recently concerning the Delphi Corporation, where something similar is going on. But that's exactly the point. Management is using competition, higher fuel costs and every other cost complaint to cut the pay and pensions of its own employees while enriching itself.


    And I can well imagine what goes through Mr. Tilton's mind as he does it: "Hey, I'm a great executive. Great executives in private-equity firms make more than I do. Why shouldn't I get the moolah? Basically, I've worked it so UAL is now a private-equity deal anyway. That's what it's all about now, isn't it? Who's got the most at the end of the day at Bighorn or the Reserve or whatever golf course I choose to retire at? And, anyway, wouldn't you take $48 million for a few of those dots we used to call our employees and owners to stop moving?"



    Ben Stein is a lawyer, writer, actor and economist. E-mail: ebiz@nytimes.com.






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    Pixar and Disney




    January 29, 2006


    How Pixar Adds a New School of Thought to Disney




    SURE, Disney's deal last week to acquire Pixar is about big money — how Steven P. Jobs turned a fledgling outfit that he had bought for $10 million into a juggernaut valued at $7.4 billion. And, yes, it is about a big strategic shift at the Walt Disney Company, as Robert A. Iger, the chief executive, exorcises the ghost of his predecessor, Michael D. Eisner. But it is also about the potential for big changes in how the entertainment business operates — specifically, in how major studios organize talented people to do their best work.


    Since 1995, with the release of "Toy Story," Pixar's films have reinvented the art of animation, won 19 Academy Awards and grossed more than $3 billion at the box office. But the secret to the success of Pixar Animation Studios is its utterly distinctive approach to the workplace. The company doesn't just make films that perform better than standard fare. It also makes its films differently — and, in the process, defies many familiar, and dysfunctional, industry conventions. Pixar has become the envy of Hollywood because it never went Hollywood.


    More than a few business pundits have drawn parallels between the flat, decentralized "corporation of the future" and the ad-hoc collection of actors, producers and technicians that come together around a film and disband once it is finished. In the Hollywood model, the energy and investment revolves around the big idea — the script — and the fine print of the deal. Highly talented people agree to terms, do their jobs, and move on to the next project. The model allows for maximum flexibility, to be sure, but it inspires minimum loyalty and endless jockeying for advantage.


    Turn that model on its head and you get the Pixar version: a tightknit company of long-term collaborators who stick together, learn from one another and strive to improve with every production. Consider the case of Brad Bird, writer and director of "The Incredibles," who spent the first decades of his career shuttling around the business as an ever-promising, never-quite-recognized animator. (He worked on "The Simpsons" and directed one feature, the critically acclaimed but commercial dud, "Iron Giant.") When Pixar recruited him, Mr. Bird went to work immediately on "The Incredibles," which went on to win two Academy Awards and a nomination for best original screenplay.


    Unlike a typical Oscar-winning director, however, Mr. Bird is not a free agent with his sights set on the next big-budget negotiation. He is an employee of the studio. Indeed, he is part of a group of directors and technical talents at Pixar — including Andrew Stanton and Lee Unkrich, the creators of "Finding Nemo," and Pete Doctor, the director of "Monsters, Inc." — who have staked their reputations on their work at Pixar. Again, in contrast to convention, these professionals have traded one-time contracts for long-term affiliation and contribute across the studio, rather than to just their pet projects.


    According to Randy S. Nelson, who joined the company in 1997 and is dean of Pixar University, a company-run education and training operation, this model reflects "Pixar's specific critique of the industry's standard practice." He explains it this way: "Contracts allow you to be irresponsible as a company. You don't need to worry about keeping people happy and fulfilled. What we have created here — an incredible workspace, opportunities to learn and grow, and, most of all, great co-workers — is better than any contract."


    There is a tough-minded business strategy behind Pixar's we're-all-in-this-together workplace. A single animated feature takes four or five years to complete, the last 18 months of which feel like a breathless sprint. In such a high-stakes environment, even the most outrageously talented individuals are bound to suffer creative setbacks. One reason Pixar has produced such a string of hits is that the organization has learned how to hang together under the pressure.


    "The problem with the Hollywood model is that it's generally the day you wrap production that you realize you've finally figured out how to work together," Mr. Nelson said. "We've made the leap from an idea-centered business to a people-centered business. Instead of developing ideas, we develop people. Instead of investing in ideas, we invest in people. We're trying to create a culture of learning, filled with lifelong learners. It's no trick for talented people to be interesting, but it's a gift to be interested. We want an organization filled with interested people."


    Mr. Nelson, an energetic, colorful, 50-something artist and executive, is himself a wide-ranging talent. He has juggled knives on Broadway as a founder of the Flying Karamazov Brothers, acted in feature films and served alongside Mr. Jobs at Apple Computer and Next Software. But his real talent, and his agenda at Pixar, is coordinating how other talented people express their most creative ideas, collaborate with colleagues and meet deadlines.


    Pixar University is at the center of Mr. Nelson's agenda. The operation has more than 110 courses: a complete filmmaking curriculum, classes on painting, drawing, sculpting and creative writing. "We offer the equivalent of an undergraduate education in fine arts and the art of filmmaking," he said. Every employee — whether an animator, technician, production assistant, accountant, marketer or security guard — is encouraged to devote up to four hours a week, every week, to his or her education.


    Mr. Nelson is adamant: these classes are not just a break from the office routine. "This is part of everyone's work," he said. "We're all filmmakers here. We all have access to the same curriculum. In class, people from every level sit right next to our directors and the president of the company."


    At one class, the sixth session of a nine-week course called "Lighting and Motion Picture Capture," the students represented an intriguing cross-section of Pixar employees: a post-production software engineer, a set dresser, a marketer, even a company chef, Luigi Passalacqua. "I speak the language of food," he said. "Now I'm learning to speak the language of film."


    The evening's subject was highly technical — the use of dimmers in the lighting of movies — but the session was spirited. The Pixar employees were also learning to see the company's work (and their colleagues) in a new light. "The skills we develop are skills we need everywhere in the organization," Mr. Nelson said. "Why teach drawing to accountants? Because drawing class doesn't just teach people to draw. It teaches them to be more observant. There's no company on earth that wouldn't benefit from having people become more observant."


    THAT helps to explain why the Pixar University crest bears the Latin inscription, Alienus Non Dieutius. Translation: alone no longer. "It's the heart of our model," Mr. Nelson says, "giving people opportunities to fail together and to recover from mistakes together."


    It is worth noting that the Pixar University crest has a second Latin inscription, Tempus Pecunia Somnum. Translation: time, money, sleep — three precious commodities in any high-stakes enterprise. That inscription speaks to the next challenge for the company, to sustain the energy of a business that has to keep up its string of blockbusters even as it ramps up its rate of production and adjusts to life with its new owner.


    There is no class on mastering that challenge. But so long as Pixar avoids going Hollywood — and Disney learns to appreciate how Pixar works — the company will continue to school the entertainment establishment in a productive and reliable way to get the best out of its creative talent.


    William C. Taylor and Polly LaBarre are the authors of "Mavericks at Work," to be published this fall by William Morrow.

















  • 'American Vertigo: Traveling America in the Footsteps of Tocqueville,' by Bernard-Henri Lévy




    Peter Foley/European Pressphoto AgencyBernard-Henri Lévy


    January 29, 2006

    'American Vertigo: Traveling America in the Footsteps of Tocqueville,' by Bernard-Henri Lévy

    On the Road Avec M. Lévy




    Correction Appended


    Any American with a big urge to write a book explaining France to the French should read this book first, to get a sense of the hazards involved. Bernard-Henri Lévy is a French writer with a spatter-paint prose style and the grandiosity of a college sophomore; he rambled around this country at the behest of The Atlantic Monthly and now has worked up his notes into a sort of book. It is the classic Freaks, Fatties, Fanatics & Faux Culture Excursion beloved of European journalists for the past 50 years, with stops at Las Vegas to visit a lap-dancing club and a brothel; Beverly Hills; Dealey Plaza in Dallas; Bourbon Street in New Orleans; Graceland; a gun show in Fort Worth; a "partner-swapping club" in San Francisco with a drag queen with mammoth silicone breasts; the Iowa State Fair ("a festival of American kitsch"); Sun City ("gilded apartheid for the old");a stock car race; the Mall of America; Mount Rushmore; a couple of evangelical megachurches; the Mormons of Salt Lake; some Amish; the 2004 national political conventions; Alcatraz - you get the idea. (For some reason he missed the Sturgis Motorcycle Rally, the adult video awards, the grave site of Warren G. Harding and the World's Largest Ball of Twine.) You meet Sharon Stone and John Kerry and a woman who once weighed 488 pounds and an obese couple carrying rifles, but there's nobody here whom you recognize. In more than 300 pages, nobody tells a joke. Nobody does much work. Nobody sits and eats and enjoys their food. You've lived all your life in America, never attended a megachurch or a brothel, don't own guns, are non-Amish, and it dawns on you that this is a book about the French. There's no reason for it to exist in English, except as evidence that travel need not be broadening and one should be wary of books with Tocqueville in the title.


    In New Orleans, a young woman takes off her clothes on a balcony as young men throw Mardi Gras beads up at her. We learn that much of the city is below sea level. At the stock car race, Lévy senses that the spectators "both dread and hope for an accident." We learn that Los Angeles has no center and is one of the most polluted cities in the country. "Headed for Virginia, and for Norfolk, which is, if I'm not mistaken, one of the oldest towns in a state that was one of the original 13 in the union," Lévy writes. Yes, indeed. He likes Savannah and gets delirious about Seattle, especially the Space Needle, which represents for him "everything that America has always made me dream of: poetry and modernity, precariousness and technical challenge, lightness of form meshed with a Babel syndrome, city lights, the haunting quality of darkness, tall trees of steel." O.K., fine. The Eiffel Tower is quite the deal, too.


    But every 10 pages or so, Lévy walks into a wall. About Old Glory, for example. Someone has told him about the rules for proper handling of the flag, and from these (the flag must not be allowed to touch the ground, must be disposed of by burning) he has invented an American flag fetish, a national obsession, a cult of flag worship. Somebody forgot to tell him that to those of us not currently enrolled in the Boy Scouts, these rules aren't a big part of everyday life. He blows a radiator writing about baseball - "this sport that contributes to establishing people's identities and that has truly become part of their civic and patriotic religion, which is baseball" - and when, visiting Cooperstown ("this new Nazareth"), he finds out that Commissioner Bud Selig once laid a wreath at the tomb of the Unknown Soldier at Arlington, where Abner Doubleday is also buried, Lévy goes out of his mind. An event important only to Selig and his immediate family becomes, to Lévy, an official proclamation "before the eyes of America and the world" of Abner as "the pope of the national religion . . . that day not just the town but the entire United States joined in a celebration that had the twofold merit of associating the national pastime with the traditional rural values that Fenimore Cooper's town embodies and also with the patriotic grandeur that the name Doubleday bears." Uh, actually not. Negatory on "pope" and "national" and "entire" and "most" and "embodies" and "Doubleday."


    He worships Woody Allen and Charlie Rose in terms that would make Donald Trump cringe with embarrassment. He admires Warren Beatty, though he sees Beatty at a public event "among these rich and beautiful who, as always in America . . . form a masquerade of the living dead, each one more facelifted and mummified than the next, fierce, a little mutant-looking, inhuman, ultimately disappointing." Lévy is quite comfortable with phrases like "as always in America." Bombast comes naturally to him. Rain falls on the crowd gathered for the dedication of the Clinton library in Little Rock, and to Lévy, it signifies the demise of the Democratic Party. As always with French writers, Lévy is short on the facts, long on conclusions. He has a brief encounter with a young man outside of Montgomery, Ala. ("I listen to him tell me, as if he were justifying himself, about his attachment to this region"), and suddenly sees that the young man has "all the reflexes of Southern culture" and the "studied nonchalance . . . so characteristic of the region." With his X-ray vision, Lévy is able to reach tall conclusions with a single bound.


    And good Lord, the childlike love of paradox - America is magnificent but mad, greedy and modest, drunk with materialism and religiosity, puritan and outrageous, facing toward the future and yet obsessed with its memories. Americans' party loyalty is "very strong and very pliable, extremely tenacious and in the end somewhat empty." Existential and yet devoid of all content and direction. The partner-swapping club is both "libertine" and "conventional," "depraved" and "proper." And so the reader is fascinated and exhausted by Lévy's tedious and original thinking: "A strong bond holds America together, but a minimal one. An attachment of great force, but not fiercely resolute. A place of high - extremely high - symbolic tension, but a neutral one, a nearly empty one." And what's with the flurries of rhetorical questions? Is this how the French talk or is it something they save for books about America? "What is a Republican? What distinguishes a Republican in the America of today from a Democrat?" Lévy writes, like a student padding out a term paper. "What does this experience tell us?" he writes about the Mall of America. "What do we learn about American civilization from this mausoleum of merchandise, this funeral accumulation of false goods and nondesires in this end-of-the-world setting? What is the effect on the Americans of today of this confined space, this aquarium, where only a semblance of life seems to subsist?" And what is one to make of the series of questions - 20 in a row - about Hillary Clinton, in which Lévy implies she is seeking the White House to erase the shame of the Lewinsky affair? Was Lévy aware of the game 20 Questions, commonly played on long car trips in America? Are we to read this passage as a metaphor of American restlessness? Does he understand how irritating this is? Does he? Do you? May I stop now?


    America is changing, he concludes, but America will endure. "I still don't think there's reason to despair of this country. No matter how many derangements, dysfunctions, driftings there may be . . . no matter how fragmented the political and social space may be; despite this nihilist hypertrophy of petty antiquarian memory; despite this hyperobesity - increasingly less metaphorical - of the great social bodies that form the invisible edifice of the country; despite the utter misery of the ghettos . . . I can't manage to convince myself of the collapse, heralded in Europe, of the American model."


    Thanks, pal. I don't imagine France collapsing anytime soon either. Thanks for coming. Don't let the door hit you on the way out. For your next book, tell us about those riots in France, the cars burning in the suburbs of Paris. What was that all about? Were fat people involved?


    Garrison Keillor is the host and writer of "A Prairie Home Companion" and the author of 16 books. He is the editor, most recently, of an anthology titled "Good Poems for Hard Times."

    Correction: Jan 29, 2006, Sunday:

    A note on Page 1 of the Book Review today, with the review of "American Vertigo" by Bernard-Henri Lévy, misstates the translator's name. She is Charlotte Mandell, not Mendel.







     







    Spies. Lies and Wiretaps




    AP)

    President Bush defended anew his program of warrantless surveillance Thursday, January 26,2006, saying "there's no doubt in my mind it is legal." He suggested that he might resist congressional efforts to change it.

    "The program's legal, it's designed to protect civil liberties, and it's necessary," Bush told a White House news conference.

    Democrats have accused the president of breaking the law in allowing eavesdropping on overseas communications to and from U.S. residents, and even some members of his own party have questioned the practice.

    Asked if he would support efforts in Congress to give him express authority to continue the program, Bush cited what he said was the extreme delicacy of the operation.

    "It's so sensitive that if information gets out about how the program works, it will help the enemy," Bush said. "Why tell the enemy what we're doing?"

    "We'll listen to ideas. If the attempt to write law is likely to expose the nature of the program, I'll resist it," the president said.

    On the Middle East, Bush expressed concern that Palestinian elections had given a majority to the radical party Hamas, which has called for the elimination of Israel, although he noted that democratic elections sometimes produce unwelcome results.

    He made it clear that any organization that has an armed wing and which advocates violence against Israel "is a party with which we will not deal."

    Bush called the election results a "wake-up call" to the old guard Palestinian leadership, many of whom are holdovers from the days of the late PLO chairmanYasser Arafat.

    Questioned about a controversy swirling about disgraced lobbyist Jack Abramoff, Bush said he would cooperate with federal prosecutors investigating Abramoff and his alleged influence peddling activities, if necessary. Otherwise, the president said he saw no reason to release pictures that he acknowledged were taken of him and Abramoff.

    "There is a serious investigation going on by federal prosecutors _ that's their job," the president said. "If they believe something was done inappropriately in the White House, they'll come and look and they're welcome to do so."

    Otherwise, Bush said, "I've had my picture taken with a lot of people. Having my picture taken with somneone doesn't mean I'm a friend with them or know them very well."

    "I've had my picture taken with you," Bush said to the reporter who asked the question.

    Bush also said that his nominee for Supreme Court, Samuel Alito, deserves to be confirmed in the Senate, where he clearly has the votes but where minority-party Democrats were speaking out against him at length.

    "The Senate needs to give him an up or down vote as soon as posible," Bush said in opening remarks that also previewed the themes of his State of the Union address next Tuesday.

    Bush shrugged off a recent Pentagon-contracted report which concluded the Army was overextended and the United States cannot sustain the pace of troop deployments to Iraq long enough to break the back of the insurgency there.

    The president predicted victory in Iraq and said, "Our commanders will have the troops necessary to do that."

    He said the military was focused on transforming itself to ensure the armed forces could meet its goals in the 21st century.

    "After five years of war, there is a need to make sure troops are balanced properly, threats are met with capabilities. That's why we're transforming the military," Bush said.

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    January 29, 2006
    Editorial
    Spies, Lies and Wiretaps

    A bit over a week ago, President Bush and his men promised to provide the legal, constitutional and moral justifications for the sort of warrantless spying on Americans that has been illegal for nearly 30 years. Instead, we got the familiar mix of political spin, clumsy historical misinformation, contemptuous dismissals of civil liberties concerns, cynical attempts to paint dissents as anti-American and pro-terrorist, and a couple of big, dangerous lies.

    The first was that the domestic spying program is carefully aimed only at people who are actively working with Al Qaeda, when actually it has violated the rights of countless innocent Americans. And the second was that the Bush team could have prevented the 9/11 attacks if only they had thought of eavesdropping without a warrant.



    Sept. 11 could have been prevented. This is breathtakingly cynical. The nation's guardians did not miss the 9/11 plot because it takes a few hours to get a warrant to eavesdrop on phone calls and e-mail messages. They missed the plot because they were not looking. The same officials who now say 9/11 could have been prevented said at the time that no one could possibly have foreseen the attacks. We keep hoping that Mr. Bush will finally lay down the bloody banner of 9/11, but Karl Rove, who emerged from hiding recently to talk about domestic spying, made it clear that will not happen — because the White House thinks it can make Democrats look as though they do not want to defend America. "President Bush believes if Al Qaeda is calling somebody in America, it is in our national security interest to know who they're calling and why," he told Republican officials. "Some important Democrats clearly disagree."

    Mr. Rove knows perfectly well that no Democrat has ever said any such thing — and that nothing prevented American intelligence from listening to a call from Al Qaeda to the United States, or a call from the United States to Al Qaeda, before Sept. 11, 2001, or since. The 1978 Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act simply required the government to obey the Constitution in doing so. And FISA was amended after 9/11 to make the job much easier.

    Only bad guys are spied on. Bush officials have said the surveillance is tightly focused only on contacts between people in this country and Al Qaeda and other terrorist groups. Vice President Dick Cheney claimed it saved thousands of lives by preventing attacks. But reporting in this paper has shown that the National Security Agency swept up vast quantities of e-mail messages and telephone calls and used computer searches to generate thousands of leads. F.B.I. officials said virtually all of these led to dead ends or to innocent Americans. The biggest fish the administration has claimed so far has been a crackpot who wanted to destroy the Brooklyn Bridge with a blowtorch — a case that F.B.I. officials said was not connected to the spying operation anyway.

    The spying is legal. The secret program violates the law as currently written. It's that simple. In fact, FISA was enacted in 1978 to avoid just this sort of abuse. It said that the government could not spy on Americans by reading their mail (or now their e-mail) or listening to their telephone conversations without obtaining a warrant from a special court created for this purpose. The court has approved tens of thousands of warrants over the years and rejected a handful.

    As amended after 9/11, the law says the government needs probable cause, the constitutional gold standard, to believe the subject of the surveillance works for a foreign power or a terrorist group, or is a lone-wolf terrorist. The attorney general can authorize electronic snooping on his own for 72 hours and seek a warrant later. But that was not good enough for Mr. Bush, who lowered the standard for spying on Americans from "probable cause" to "reasonable belief" and then cast aside the bedrock democratic principle of judicial review.

    Just trust us. Mr. Bush made himself the judge of the proper balance between national security and Americans' rights, between the law and presidential power. He wants Americans to accept, on faith, that he is doing it right. But even if the United States had a government based on the good character of elected officials rather than law, Mr. Bush would not have earned that kind of trust. The domestic spying program is part of a well-established pattern: when Mr. Bush doesn't like the rules, he just changes them, as he has done for the detention and treatment of prisoners and has threatened to do in other areas, like the confirmation of his judicial nominees. He has consistently shown a lack of regard for privacy, civil liberties and judicial due process in claiming his sweeping powers. The founders of our country created the system of checks and balances to avert just this sort of imperial arrogance.

    The rules needed to be changed. In 2002, a Republican senator — Mike DeWine of Ohio — introduced a bill that would have done just that, by lowering the standard for issuing a warrant from probable cause to "reasonable suspicion" for a "non-United States person." But the Justice Department opposed it, saying the change raised "both significant legal and practical issues" and may have been unconstitutional. Now, the president and Attorney General Alberto Gonzales are telling Americans that reasonable suspicion is a perfectly fine standard for spying on Americans as well as non-Americans — and they are the sole judges of what is reasonable.

    So why oppose the DeWine bill? Perhaps because Mr. Bush had already secretly lowered the standard of proof — and dispensed with judges and warrants — for Americans and non-Americans alike, and did not want anyone to know.

    War changes everything. Mr. Bush says Congress gave him the authority to do anything he wanted when it authorized the invasion of Afghanistan. There is simply nothing in the record to support this ridiculous argument.

    The administration also says that the vote was the start of a war against terrorism and that the spying operation is what Mr. Cheney calls a "wartime measure." That just doesn't hold up. The Constitution does suggest expanded presidential powers in a time of war. But the men who wrote it had in mind wars with a beginning and an end. The war Mr. Bush and Mr. Cheney keep trying to sell to Americans goes on forever and excuses everything.

    Other presidents did it. Mr. Gonzales, who had the incredible bad taste to begin his defense of the spying operation by talking of those who plunged to their deaths from the flaming twin towers, claimed historic precedent for a president to authorize warrantless surveillance. He mentioned George Washington, Woodrow Wilson and Franklin D. Roosevelt. These precedents have no bearing on the current situation, and Mr. Gonzales's timeline conveniently ended with F.D.R., rather than including Richard Nixon, whose surveillance of antiwar groups and other political opponents inspired FISA in the first place. Like Mr. Nixon, Mr. Bush is waging an unpopular war, and his administration has abused its powers against antiwar groups and even those that are just anti-Republican.



    The Senate Judiciary Committee is about to start hearings on the domestic spying. Congress has failed, tragically, on several occasions in the last five years to rein in Mr. Bush and restore the checks and balances that are the genius of American constitutional democracy. It is critical that it not betray the public once again on this score.

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    Seinfeld It Ain't




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    Bobby Tisdale and Vadim Newquist during a show at Rififi


     



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    January 29, 2006
    Seinfeld It Ain't
    By WARREN ST. JOHN

    IT was about halfway through a comedy show at the East Village bar Rififi when an image of Hitler appeared on a screen in front of the audience, 50 or so young people packed in a small back room on a recent Thursday night.

    "He was the most evil dictator the world had ever seen," a narrator declared in the melodramatic tone of a movie trailer voice-over. A picture of Andrew Dice Clay flashed on the screen. "He was the most offensive comedian the world had ever seen," the narrator said.

    Image of Hitler: "He performed crimes against humanity that until then the world had deemed unfathomable." Image of Mr. Clay: "He told dirty nursery rhymes that shocked a nation."

    "Hitler; Dice," the narrator continued as the two images morphed. "The two most important people of the 20th century are about to combine as one. This summer Andrew Dice Clay is — Adolph Dice Hitler Clay!"

    At that point Brett Gelman, a 29-year-old comedian from Brooklyn, bounded onto the stage wearing a studded black leather vest and pompadour, as favored by Mr. Clay, and a Hitler moustache. He regaled his audience with a monologue that combined the thoughts of Hitler with the tough-guy, streets-of-Brooklyn accent of Mr. Clay.

    "You know Eva's always in my ear about how come we don't make love no more," Mr. Gelman said, cocking his head and puffing on a fake cigarette, Dice-style. " 'It's Poland this and Paris that. Why don't you make love to me?' "

    "Shut up!" Mr. Gelman barked. "I'm conquerin' Europe over here!"

    There's a decent chance that Mr. Gelman's over-the-top Hitler bit wouldn't play well among the tourists at Manhattan's traditional stand-up clubs, places like Caroline's and Stand-Up New York, a universe where Seinfeldian observational humor still reigns and the only costumes comedians wear are jeans and T-shirts. But among the young comedy fans who frequent Rififi, Mr. Gelman's gag was an unqualified hit, and he left the 10-foot-by-10-foot stage to a rousing ovation.

    Bars and back rooms in the East Village and Lower East Side are overflowing these days with the likes of Adolf Dice Hitler Clay: not spoofs of Nazis necessarily, but rather a wave of young and creative comics who are branching out from straight stand-up to eccentric sketch and character-based humor that owes more to "Da Ali G Show" than to George Carlin. They may not have created an entirely new form of humor, but collectively they form a cohesive and happening new comedy scene downtown, one with an urbane sensibility and a vibe that is different from the established stand-up joints. The rooms are small. Shows are cheap, or free. And there is almost never a two-drink minimum.

    "It's a really prolific time right now," said Jim Kozloff, the director of talent and creative development at VH1, which has employed a number of comics Mr. Kozloff scouted on the downtown scene. "All of a sudden there's this great new crop of funny, articulate, smart, quick comedic talent that's coming to the forefront downtown."

    In an effort to get a bead on the new scene — participants call it downtown comedy or alternative comedy or, if they're feeling especially wordy, downtown alternative comedy — I embarked on a seven-day downtown comedy binge last week, timed to include Jan. 24, a day a British researcher recently deemed the most depressing of the year, because of the convergence of holiday bills, dim sunlight and broken New Year's resolutions.

    All told, the binge involved eight shows and cost a whopping $18, not including beer and taxis, and the laughs were nonstop, thanks to a menagerie of bizarre characters invented for the stage.

    At a Thursday night gig called simply "Thursday" at Rififi, the youthful comedian Nick Kroll played a hypochondriac 55-year-old Upper West Side widower, nursing a martini garnished with a Vienna sausage, which he called a "sausage on the beach." At a free weekly variety show, "The Giant Tuesday Night of Amazing Inventions," Andrés du Bouchet M.C.'d in the character of Francisco Guglioni — six-time entertainer of the year from the little-known nation of Boliviguay — and wielded an invention he called the Recordilator, which looked suspiciously like a calculator affixed to foam pool noodle.

    There was a satire of a Christian music duo, a Nascar-loving septic tank cleaner from North Carolina named Louis Harken who had come to New York to pursue his dream of becoming a slam poet, and a character named Stanley Hope, an inspirational speaker whose claim to fame was surviving 22 suicide attempts, including a leap in front of a subway train — at the Transit Museum.

    "You're paying five bucks," Mr. Kroll said after his show. "We can take some chances."

    For comedians, the emergence of the alternative scene has brought a welcome surprise: packed houses. Mr. du Bouchet, 34, who works as a secretary at a bank in the daytime and who creates his weekly show in e-mail exchanges with his fellow cast members, said he used to play to five people. Last Tuesday it was standing room only.

    "I've been doing comedy in New York for eight years, and I've never seen the scene as popular as it is now," he said.

    It's unclear whether downtown comedy is thriving as a result of logistical and economic changes in the local comedy scene, or some broader cultural need these days for laughs. The presence and growth in the city of the Comedy Central and VH1 cable channels have given comedy writers a way to support themselves without hitting the road full time, and many regulars on the circuit write for "The Daily Show" and "The Colbert Report" on Comedy Central and for the David Letterman and Conan O'Brien shows on the networks.

    But Mr. Gelman, who plays the Dice-Hitler character, said he thought there was a parallel between the political situation today and the post-Vietnam years that produced the often absurd character-based humor of John Belushi and Steve Martin.

    "The world is pretty messed up," Mr. Gelman said. "People are pretty frustrated and they like to see people letting out their frustrations in an unbridled way. As far as making people feel less depressed, that in and of itself is a political act."

    Any attempt to define the term alternative comedy was doomed, Mr. du Bouchet said before his Tuesday night show, but he gave it a shot anyway.

    "Alternative is a catchall phrase for 'not stand-up,' " he said.

    Aziz Ansari, 22 and an up-and-coming comic on the scene, elaborated. "The alternative rooms give you an outlet to explore something other than straight stand-up," he said. "You can do characters. I can bring a girl on stage that I got rejected by and interview her, or do a PowerPoint presentation or show a short film. The nature of the venues allows you to experiment."

    The original inspiration for the downtown scene is the Upright Citizens Brigade, the Chelsea improv theater that for the last 10 years has churned out and educated legions of improvisational comics, along with several "Saturday Night Live" cast members including Amy Poehler and Rachel Dratch.

    For years, though, there were few other places for these comics to perform. Then in 2002 two aspiring comedians, Bobby Tisdale and Eugene Mirman, decided to start "Invite Them Up," a show they named after their habit of having parties on the rooftop of their Ludlow Street apartment building. The idea, said Mr. Tisdale — an exuberant 35-year-old from small-town North Carolina who speaks with a twang— was to have an intimate comedy show more akin to an improv night at the Upright Citizens Brigade than a traditional stand-up club.

    "Our goal was to have a show where you could be very experimental and where the audience knew what was going on and accepted it," Mr. Tisdale said, adding that there was but one requirement: do something new each week.

    The show gradually built an audience, and spawned similar gigs. Sometime in 2004, Mr. Tisdale said, he noticed that small shows were popping up all over the place: a Friday night show called "Hot Tub" at the People's Improv Theater in Chelsea; various shows at Mo Pitkin's, including an all-women's comedy show called "Chicks & Giggles"; Mr. Ansari is the host of a regular Monday show at the Upright Citizens Brigade called "Crash Test"; Mr. Kroll, in addition to "Thursday," serves as host of the monthly variety show "Bar Mitzvah Disco."

    Because the shows are mostly free and comedy zealots can afford to traipse from show to show, audiences can bond with the characters they are seeing regularly, adding an intimacy that is hard to come by in the constant churn of stand-up clubs.

    The downtown scene now even has its own Boswell, in the form of a blog, www.theApiary.org, which tracks shows, comedians and comedy-world gossip.

    In the week of nightly shows I encountered only one comic twice. Only a couple bombed, but the crowds were so forgiving, it hardly mattered; there are apparently no hecklers on the alternative comedy circuit. That doesn't stop the comedians from occasionally making fun of the crowd.

    At Mr. du Bouchet's show, a character known as the Downtown Hipster Vampire Alternative Comic appeared onstage wearing expensive-looking denim, a Ramones T-shirt and a set of plastic vampire choppers. As he mumbled through intentionally lifeless jokes about MySpace.com, the Strokes and Evite etiquette — "I have E.R.A.: Evite response anxiety," the comic intoned. "When I get an Evite, I never know if it's cool to respond or not." — Mr. du Bouchet declared that Hipster Vampire Comic "will suck the life out of any show." The crowd, many in expensive denim and rocker T-shirts, went along with the gag.

    For all the eccentric character-based comedy, there were still plenty of straight-ahead laughs as well, a few of which are even fit for a family newspaper. Erin Foley, a comedian at Hot Tub, riffed on the most depressing book she'd ever seen: "Vegan Cooking for One."

    "No meat, no eggs, no friends," Ms. Foley said.

    At the same show Josh Comers, who has written jokes for "The Late Late Show," told the crowd: "My roommate's gay, but I'm not. Unless I'm short on rent."

    At "Thursday," Liam McEneaney explained his reasons for pursuing romance in Internet chat rooms: "I was tired of women rejecting me for the way I looked. I wanted them to reject me for who I really am."

    And at "Invite Them Up," Demetri Martin, who recently began doing occasional comedy segments on "The Daily Show," gave the audience advice on how to speed-read autobiographies. "I just go to the 'about the author' section," he said.

    Yuks notwithstanding, perhaps the most uplifting aspect of a weeklong midwinter comedy binge was the pleasure of seeing dozens of people so enthusiastic about their work that they were willing to practically give it away. That could change. As the crowd moseyed out of his Tuesday night variety show, Mr. du Bouchet said he could see himself selling tickets someday.

    "I bet we could charge five bucks," he said.

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