Month: August 2012

  • Pic tops second practice washout

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    Pic tops second practice washout

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    August 31, 2012

     

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    Persistent rain severely limited running during second practice for the Belgian Grand Prix, with Charles Picsetting the fastest time by virtue of a last minute lap to the grid to perform a practice start.

    It took 48 minutes for the first car to emerge from the pits and when Nico Rosberg did hit the track he was confronted by several rivers flowing across it. Running was severely limited as a result with one car tentatively edging its way around the track at a time.

    Only ten cars set lap times and they only came at the end of the session as the cars pulled up to the grid to complete practice starts. Pic’s lap just so happened to be the fastest by 0.396s from Daniel Ricciardo but nothing should be read into the times.

    Remarkably none of the drivers had major incidents, although Heikki Kovalainen and Timo Glock were among those completing a pirouette at Les Combes as they struggled to control the cars over a small stream running across the circuit.

    The limited track time should make for a busy session on Saturday morning when the sun is forecast to return to Spa-Francorchamps. Most teams have brought updates to the track, but Marussia opted not to run its new parts in FP2 in case one of the drivers had an accident.

    Mark Webber, Kimi Raikkonen, Romain Grosjean, Vitaly Petrov, Pedro de la Rosa and Narain Karthikeyan did not bother setting a time.

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  • After a Gunslinger Cuts Loose, Romney Aides Take Cover

    After a Gunslinger Cuts Loose, Romney Aides Take Cover

     

    Clint Eastwood’s R.N.C. Speech: Clint Eastwood speaks at the 2012 Republican National Convention.

     

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    TAMPA, Fla. — Clint Eastwood’s rambling and off-color endorsementof Mitt Romney on Thursday seemed to startle and unsettle even the candidate’s own top aides, several of whom made a point of distancing themselves from the decision to put him onstage without a polished script.

     
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    “Not me,” said an exasperated-looking senior adviser, when asked who was responsible for Mr. Eastwood’s speech. In late-night interviews, aides variously called the speech “strange” and “weird.” One described it as “theater of the absurd.”

    Finger-pointing quickly ensued, suggesting real displeasure and even confusion over the handling of Mr. Eastwood’s performance, which was kept secret until the last minute.

    A senior Republican involved in convention planning said that Mr. Eastwood’s appearance was cleared by at least two of Mr. Romney’s top advisers, Russ Schriefer and Stuart Stevens. This person said that there had been no rehearsal, to the surprise of the rest of the campaign team.

    But another adviser said that several top aides had reviewed talking points given to Mr. Eastwood, which the campaign had discussed with the actor as recently as a few hours before his appearance. Mr. Eastwood, however, delivered those points in a theatrical, and at times crass, way that caught Romney aides off guard, this person said.

    Mr. Stevens, in an interview, said he would not discuss internal decision making but described Mr. Eastwood’s remarks as improvised.

    “He spoke from the heart with a classic improv sketch which everyone at the convention loved,” Mr. Stevens said.

    He called it “an honor that a great American icon would come and talk about the failure of the current president and the promise of the future one.”

    Mr. Eastwood delivered one of the more unusual moments in Republican convention history — a speech in which he pretended to have a sarcasm-filled conversation with President Obama sitting by his side in an empty chair.

    “Mr. President, how do you handle promises that you made when you were running for election?” the onetime Dirty Harry said, mumbling to a befuddled crowd of thousands in the convention hall and millions of television viewers.

    As thousands of “OMG!” tweets started flying, Mr. Eastwood, 82, asked the invisible Mr. Obama why he had not closed the prison at Guantánamo Bay, Cuba.

    “What do you mean, shut up?” he said, continuing to talk to his imaginary companion. A moment later, he stopped again, saying, “What do you want me to tell Mr. Romney?”

    “I can’t tell him that. He can’t do that to himself,” Mr. Eastwood said. “You’re getting as bad as Biden.”

    Mr. Eastwood was scheduled to speak for about five minutes but stayed onstage much longer, throwing off the schedule for Mr. Romney, a stickler against tardiness.

    Aides said Mr. Eastwood does not like teleprompters and was trusted to deliver an on-message endorsement.

    “He made a last-minute decision to ad-lib, and I don’t think people knew,” said Ari Fleischer, a former adviser to George W. Bush, who said he had spoken with people involved in planning the convention.

    Two aides said that Mr. Eastwood had been booked weeks ago and that the expectation was that he would deliver a more standard endorsement, as he did earlier this year in Sun Valley, Idaho.

    After that endorsement, Mr. Romney himself asked Mr. Eastwood to come to the convention, one of these people said.

    As they hopped from party to party late Thursday and early Friday, celebrating the end of the Republican convention, Romney advisers tried gamely to find an upside. Several said that the Eastwood appearance offered a moment of improvisation in a convention that was otherwise surprise-fre

    Michael D. Shear contributed reporting.

     

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  • Practice Two – Pic and Marussia lead Belgian washout31 Aug 2012

    Practice Two – Pic and Marussia lead Belgian washout31 Aug 2012

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    It tells you all you need to know about a washed out second practice session at Spa on Friday afternoon that the first timed lap came three minutes after the chequered flag fell.

    After the majority of drivers had restricted themselves again to out and in laps, a few gathered finally to post some lap times with five minutes left, after continuous rain left rivers all over the track and discouraged serious attempts to go fast.

    It was Williams’ Pastor Maldonado who set the first time, 2m 51.660s, but that didn’t last long as the fastest and on the 50th occasion of a Marussia appearance in a Grand Prix it was rookie Charles Pic who grabbed the fastest time with 2m 49.354s. It was a pretty good effort from the impressive young Frenchman.

    Daniel Ricciardo was 0.356s slower in his Toro Rosso with 2m 49.750s, while Fernando Alonso was third for Ferrari on 2m 50.497s.

    Paul di Resta also slipped ahead of Maldonado in his Force India with 2m 51.333s, leaving the Venezuelan fifth. Then came Timo Glock on 2m 52.076s for Marussia, Kamui Kobayashi on 2m 53.232s for Sauber, Jean-Eric Vergne on 2m 58.232s for Toro Rosso, Nico Hulkenberg on 2m 59.125s for Force India and Sergio Perez on 3m 12.901s for Sauber. 

    Vergne had the purple times in the first and second sectors, but had to back off in the third as drivers ahead of him were practicing standing starts on the pit straight.

    Mercedes team mates Nico Rosberg and Michael Schumacher, Caterham’s Heikki Kovalainen (who spun at Les Combes on his out lap), McLaren’s Lewis Hamilton, Red Bull’s Sebastian Vettel, McLaren’s Jenson Button, Ferrari’s Felipe Massa and Williams’ Bruno Senna also went out, but did not record times.

    Red Bull’s Mark Webber, Lotus team mates Kimi Raikkonen and Romain Grosjean, Caterham’s Vitaly Petrov, and HRT’s Pedro de la Rosa and Narain Karthikeyan stayed in their garages.

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  • Debra Gertler Lindsey

    DeAndre McCullough, in his Baltimore neighborhood in 1994, was in the drug trade by age 15.

     

    Poem by McCullough

    Silent screams and broken dreams,
    Addicts, junkies, pushers and fiends.
    Crowded spaces and sad faces,
    Never look back as the police chase us …

    If I had one wish it would surely be
    That God would send angels to set me free.
    Free from the madness, of a city running wild,
    Free from the life of a ghetto child.

    — DeAndre McCullough, 1977-2012
    Adapted from “The Corner”

     

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    A Better Life Eternally Eluded the Boy From ‘The Corner’

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    BALTIMORE — In good times, DeAndre McCullough inspired nearly everyone he touched. He was a small-time drug dealer made good, a recovering addict who had a fledgling career counseling troubled teenagers. He played bit roles on HBO in “The Wire” and in “The Corner,” which chronicled his life in the drug trade at the age of 15.

     

    He had survived the inner-city whirlpools that swallowed so many people he knew. His father and several friends lost their lives to drug overdoses or gunfire. Mr. McCullough, who abused cocaine and heroin, never expected to live past 20.

     

    “I’m 35 today,” he marveled in a text message that he sent to his mentor, David Simon, the writer and television producer, in May. “Never thought I’d make it. How ’bout that?”

     

    But on Aug. 1, Mr. McCullough was found dead of heroin intoxication, making him a powerful symbol of the urban maelstrom that has devoured so many young men. To the people who knew him, his death was all the more heartbreaking because a better life had seemed so tantalizingly within his reach.

     

    Michael Potts, the actor who played Brother Mouzone on “The Wire,” heard the news just as he was about to perform in “The Book of Mormon” on Broadway. Mr. McCullough had played Mr. Mouzone’s sidekick, Lamar.

     

    “I was devastated,” said Mr. Potts, who said he had to steady himself for his performance. “As an African-American man, I thought: ‘Oh my God, I’m losing another one, not another one.’ ”

     

    Here in Baltimore, friends and relatives had hoped he would avoid this all-too-familiar fate. Of Mr. McCullough’s closest teenage buddies, three ended up dead, four ended up in prison and several ended up addicted to drugs.

     

    “Once ‘The Wire’ and everything hit, I thought life was going to be good for DeAndre,” said Kevin Thomas, the only one of Mr. McCullough’s close male friends to graduate from college.

     

    Mr. Thomas, who works for a real estate company, knows how drugs and violence can burn through a family. His father died of a drug overdose. His mother, who was also an addict, died of AIDS. His brother was shot to death leaving a nightclub.

     

    He had hoped that Mr. McCullough, his best friend from third grade, would be spared. “To see him go down that road of self-destruction was heartbreaking,” he said.

     

    He still remembers Mr. McCullough as a teenager, laughing and joking on Fayette and Mount Streets, a drug-infested street corner in an impoverished community. The son of two drug addicts, Mr. McCullough sold drugs, skipped school and rarely read books.

     

    Yet Mr. McCullough also wrote poetry. He was familiar with Machiavelli’s “The Prince” and he had a wry sense of his place in a warped world.

     

    Ed Burns, who with Mr. Simon wrote the book “The Corner: A Year in the Life of an Inner-City Neighborhood,” which inspired the HBO mini-series, said Mr. McCullough stood apart.

     

    “He seemed to know a lot of what the world was about,” he said. “He could articulate the injustice, which was all around him. The other kids couldn’t. They suffered it, but they weren’t conscious of it. He was conscious of it.”

     

    The book, published in 1997, opened up new possibilities. Suddenly, Mr. McCullough was being interviewed on “Nightline” on ABC and on NPR. He was 20 and thinking there might be another way of living.

     

    “This is what I’ve done my whole life,” Mr. McCullough told NPR in 1998, describing his years of dealing and abusing drugs. “It defined me as a person. And now I’m trying to define myself as someone else that I’ve never been.”

     

    He enrolled in drug-rehabilitation clinics and tried to get clean. He got his G.E.D. and went to community college for a semester with help from Mr. Simon and Mr. Burns.

     

    He found honest work at a furniture store and a hospital, and at security companies. And he played bit roles in Mr. Simon’s productions.

     

    In “The Corner,” he played the policeman who arrests the character based on his life. In “The Wire,” he took on the role of the assistant to Brother Mouzone, a hit man.

     

    But it was at Mountain Manor Treatment Center where he found his niche. He spent about two years there, counseling young drug addicts, and dreamed of opening a youth center of his own.

     

    “Oh my God, he just had a gift,” said Charlotte Wilson, a counselor who worked with him in 2004 and 2005.

     

    “He could share the pain and he could share the joy. He would read the kids his poetry about living life on the street, hard knocks, talking about drugs and how you can come up out of it. They loved him.”

     

    His mother, Fran Boyd Andrews, who overcame her own addiction, said it was the longest time he would stay sober. “I think that was the happiest I ever seen my son,” she said.

     

    But no matter what Mr. McCullough did, the cravings kept creeping back. He started missing work, and finally his supervisor let him go.

     

    Over the next seven years, he drifted from one low-wage job to another, in and out of drug rehabilitation clinics, and he spent long stretches unemployed.

     

    His relatives, friends and two young sons prayed for him and helped whenever they could. But he couldn’t escape the pain within himself, the gnawing sense that he would never succeed.

     

    “It just ate at him and ate at him,” his mother said, “until he couldn’t get a grip on it.”

     

    Last fall, he turned to Mr. Simon again, pleading for work on the set of “Treme” in New Orleans.

     

    “He said, ‘I’ll get clean. I’ll do whatever I have to do,’ ” Mr. Simon recalled. “There was a weariness and a fear in his voice that convinced me that we had to try.”

     

    Mr. Simon offered him a position on the set’s security team. Mr. McCullough started in October. By January, he was out of a job. “There are corners here, too,” he told Mr. Simon.

     

    “What was the trigger that sent him back to addiction?” Mr. Simon asked. “It’s the biggest question in the world.

     

    “But the journey from one America to the other is epic,” he said. “Once you’ve become a citizen of one, it’s really hard to find citizenship in the other.”

     

    Back home in Baltimore, Mr. McCullough couldn’t find work. By June, the police said, he had found another way to fuel his drug habit.

     

    My heart nearly fell to my feet,” Mrs. Boyd Andrews said of the moment that she saw a crime scene photo that the police had posted online. The authorities said it was her son, who was accused of robbing two pharmacies and fleeing with bottles of morphine and oxycodone.

     

    Mr. McCullough promised to turn himself in once he was clean, and he enrolled in another drug clinic. But two weeks before the program was over, he checked himself out.

     

    “I knew then that he was back at it,” his mother said.

     

    On the day before the police found his body, Mr. McCullough was hopeful. He had a line on a landscaping job and was talking about getting back on his feet.The next morning, Mr. McCullough, who always called his mother at 8 a.m., didn’t call. That evening, a cousin went to Mr. McCullough’s girlfriend’s house and found him lying dead in the bathroom. His addiction had finally swallowed him whole.

     

     
     
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  • The 10 Sexiest Movies Ever Made [NSFW]

     

    The 10 Sexiest Movies Ever Made [NSFW]

    by Jason Bailey. Posted on 12:30 pm Monday Aug 6, 2012

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    Good news for people who like sexy stuff: amongst tomorrow’s catalog Blu-ray releases is Bound, the debut feature by future Matrix creators the Wachowskis, a cracklingly good noir­-tinged thriller with a generous helping of seriously hot love scenes. Now that those scenes will be available in high-definition video and sound, we thought it might be worth taking a look at some of the sexiest movies ever made; they’re assembled (along with a dozen runners-up) after the jump, so feel free to concur, disagree, or amend in the comments.

     

    Bound

    Filmmakers of all stripes and skills have immortalized girl-on-girl action, but when the Wachowskis (then the Wachowski Brothers) made their feature debut with this 1996 caper, they didn’t want to just present the same old heavy-breathing male fantasy. So they hired lesbian erotica writer Susie Bright as “technical advisor,” to make sure that the love scenes between gangster’s moll Violet (Jennifer Tilly) and partner in crime Corky (Gina Gershon) felt like the real thing — and a steamy classic was born.

    Mulholland Drive

    “Have you ever done this before?” Up until that moment, Mulholland Drive is fairly typical David Lynch — that is to say, totally bonkers and intensely creepy and utterly inexplicable. What comes before the love scene between Naomi Watts and Laura Herring was, in fact, a pilot that Lynch had shot for ABC, but which the network rejected — so Lynch decided to make it into a feature film by twisting the plot and adding in some R-rated action. Oh boy, did he ever.

    The Dreamers

    A friend called Bernardo Bertolucci’s 2003 effort “Viagra on film,” and he may have summed it up better than I can: a pre-Casino Royale Eva Green, a pre-Boardwalk Empire Michael Pitt, and Louis Garrel enact a love triangle in Paris circa 1968, and their encounters were heated enough to land the film an NC-17 rating upon its initial release.

     

    Y Tu Mamá También

     

    Speaking of NC-17 love triangles, we’d be remiss to not give proper due to Alfonso Cuarón’s remarkable 2001 coming-of-age drama, in which horny teenagers Diego Luna and Gael Garcia Bernal take a road trip with an older woman (Maribel Verdu) with whom they’re both infatuated. The attraction culminates in a three-way sex scene that’s as erotic as it is bold and uninhibited, though all the clips of that scene we could find online stop right before a key turn. At any rate, the rawness of that sequence caused some concern when Cuarón landed the gig of helming the third Harry Potter movies. (They needn’t have worried; reenactments of that scene remained in the realm of Potter slash fic.)

    Body Heat

    Or, as it might be more accurately called, Sweat: The Movie. Lawrence Kasdan (making his directorial debut after co-writing hits like Raiders of the Lost Ark and The Empire Strikes Back) wrote this 1981 thriller as an homage to film noir of the Double Indemnity variety — but was able to make his take far more explicit than the films that inspired it. Set in the midst of a Florida heat wave, he puts William Hurt’s skuzzy lawyer against rich man’s wife Matty Walker (Kathleen Turner, in her film debut) and lets the sparks fly. They do so most spectacularly in the famous sequence above, where Hurt’s Ned Racine can no longer resist Matty’s sensuality, and isn’t going to let something as breakable as a glass door get in his way.

    Unfaithful

    Adrian Lyne’s 2002 exploration on infidelity was (and is) noteworthy for its refusal to provide easy answers; unlike most films, and books, and television shows about adultery, married couple Connie (Diane Lane) and Edward (Richard Gere) are not unhappy, or sexually stagnant. Yet Connie still finds herself drawn to a sexy stranger (beautifully played by Olivier Martinez); an early scene, in which she rides the train home, flashing back to her encounter, overwhelmed by both the intensity of the memory and the inevitable guilt, is both scorching and heartbreaking. (Lane received a well-deserved Oscar nomination for her work.)

    9 ½ Weeks

    Lyne was no stranger to onscreen eroticism; his earlier credits included Fatal Attraction,Indecent Proposal, and this controversial 1987 film that was positioned as the late-’80s answer toLast Tango in Paris. It does not, to put it charitably, hold up as well as that film, but it’s an unquestionably erotic piece of work, with Kim Basinger and a pre-scary-surgeries-and-stuff Mickey Rourke engaging in bouts of gymnastic sex, stripping, food play, and light S&M. (After its bouts with the MPAA to attain the R rating, it was one of the first movies to release a separate “unrated” version on video, so you can thank Lyne for that mess too.)

    Secretary

    Rourke and Basinger’s S&M experiments in 9 ½ Weeks were child’s play compared to the events of Steven Shainberg’s off-beat, funny, and decidedly sexy look at the relationship between a dom boss (James Spader) and his sub secretary (Maggie Gyllenhaal). Shainberg took pains to approach their encounters straight-faced, without marginalizing or jeering at their behavior, and succeeded; their scenes are sexy even for those not drawn to BDSM. And it does, after all, contain this eyebrow-raising exchange: “Look, we can’t do this 24 hours a day, seven days a week.” “Why not?”

    Out of Sight

    Steven Soderbergh’s 1998 comeback picture paired two of the most attractive actors in Hollywood (George Clooney and Jennifer Lopez) and let them spend well over half the film resisting the urge to rip each other’s clothes off. It made narrative sense: they were playing, respectively, an escaped bank robber and the federal marshal trying to track him down. So they shouldn’t want to jump each other’s bones, but their first encounter finds them sharing the cramped quarters of a car trunk, in which proximity and flirtation starts to take hold. When they finally meet up again, Soderbergh pays confessed homage to Nicolas Roeg’s Don’t Look Now by intercutting their conversation with the later bedroom action between them, and while it might be more honorable to put that film on the list, let’s be honest: as much as we love him, Don’t Look Now star Donald Sutherland is no Clooney, aesthetically speaking.

    Pandora’s Box

    All of the other films on our list date from the 1980s on, when there were basically no limits to what exactly could be shown and talked about onscreen, but it’s worth throwing a shout-out to at least one picture from before that time — and it might as well be G.W. Pabst’s 1929 melodrama, which has been making film geeks hot under the collar for decades. Louise Brooks stars as Lulu, whose fierce sexuality (and hold it takes on the men around her) is dramatized with a frankness that’s still rare in cinema.

    Runners-up: Tarzan and His MateOriginal Sin…And God Created WomanWild Things,Magic Mike, MauriceNotoriousBaby FaceMr. & Mrs. SmithIn the Mood for LoveThe Telephone BookScore.

    Those are the movies that quicken our pulses—what about yours? Let us know in

     

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  • Alonso the best current driver – Schumacher

    Alonso the best current driver – Schumacher

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    Michael Schumacher has singled out Fernando Alonso as the strongest driver on the 2012 grid.

    Alonso leads the standings by 40 points from Mark Webber despite starting the season with a vastly inferior car to many of his championship rivals. As Schumacher prepares for the 300th grand prix of his career he was asked by Bild who he thinks is the strongest of the current drivers and replied: “Fernando Alonso.

    “He outgrows just about himself. There are sometimes phases where everything comes to one – but he has worked for it. And he has it.”

    Speaking about another double world champion in Sebastian Vettel, Schumacher said that one area he could improve is dealing with defeats better.

    “Sebastian is a great guy and a great driver who has to deal with opposition. This is a learning process. To be a good winner, you have to lose too. I know that each and every driver does not like to lose, I am no exception, but this is part of your development. Only when you have learned the losing do you gain respect and enjoy the winning more. Life is an up and down, you must learn that.”

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  • Too much about the Republican candidate for the presidency is far too mysterious

    So, Mitt, what do you really believe?

    Too much about the Republican candidate for the presidency is far too mysterious

    Aug 25th 2012 | from the print edition

     

     

    WHEN Mitt Romney was governor of liberal Massachusetts, he supported abortion, gun control, tackling climate change and a requirement that everyone should buy health insurance, backed up with generous subsidies for those who could not afford it. Now, as he prepares to fly to Tampa to accept the Republican Party’s nomination for president on August 30th, he opposes all those things. A year ago he favoured keeping income taxes at their current levels; now he wants to slash them for everybody, with the rate falling from 35% to 28% for the richest Americans.

    All politicians flip-flop from time to time; but Mr Romney could win an Olympic medal in it (see article). And that is a pity, because this newspaper finds much to like in the history of this uncharismatic but dogged man, from his obvious business acumen to the way he worked across the political aisle as governor to get health reform passed and the state budget deficit down. We share many of his views about the excessive growth of regulation and of the state in general in America, and the effect that this has on investment, productivity and growth. After four years of soaring oratory and intermittent reforms, why not bring in a more businesslike figure who might start fixing the problems with America’s finances?

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    Details, details

    But competence is worthless without direction and, frankly, character. Would that Candidate Romney had indeed presented himself as a solid chief executive who got things done. Instead he has appeared as a fawning PR man, apparently willing to do or say just about anything to get elected. In some areas, notably social policy and foreign affairs, the result is that he is now committed to needlessly extreme or dangerous courses that he may not actually believe in but will find hard to drop; in others, especially to do with the economy, the lack of details means that some attractive-sounding headline policies prove meaningless (and possibly dangerous) on closer inspection. Behind all this sits the worrying idea of a man who does not really know his own mind. America won’t vote for that man; nor would this newspaper. The convention offers Mr Romney his best chance to say what he really believes.

    There are some areas where Mr Romney has shuffled to the right unnecessarily. In America’s culture wars he has followed the Republican trend of adopting ever more socially conservative positions. He says he will appoint anti-abortion justices to the Supreme Court and back the existing federal Defence of Marriage Act (DOMA). This goes down well with southern evangelicals, less so with independent voters: witness the furore over one (rapidly disowned) Republican’s ludicrous remarks about abortion and “legitimate rape” (see article). But the powers of the federal government are limited in this area; DOMA has not stopped a few states introducing gay marriage and many more recognising gay civil partnerships.

    The damage done to a Romney presidency by his courting of the isolationist right in the primaries could prove more substantial. He has threatened to label China as a currency manipulator on the first day of his presidency. Even if it is unclear what would follow from that, risking a trade war with one of America’s largest trading partners when the recovery is so sickly seems especially mindless. Some of his anti-immigration policies won’t help, either. And his attempts to lure American Jews with near-racist talk about Arabs and belligerence against Iran could ill serve the interests of his country (and, for that matter, Israel’s).

     

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    Once again, it may be argued that this will not matter: previous presidents pandered to interest groups and embraced realpolitik in office. Besides, this election will be fought on the economy. This is where Manager Romney should be at his strongest. But he has yet to convince: sometimes, again, being needlessly extremist, more often evasive and vague.

    In theory, Mr Romney has a detailed 59-point economic plan. In practice, it ignores virtually all the difficult or interesting questions (indeed, “The Romney Programme for Economic Recovery, Growth and Jobs” is like “Fifty Shades of Grey” without the sex). Mr Romney began by saying that he wanted to bring down the deficit; now he stresses lower tax rates. Both are admirable aims, but they could well be contradictory: so which is his primary objective? His running-mate, Paul Ryan, thinks the Republicans can lower tax rates without losing tax revenues, by closing loopholes. Again, a simpler tax system is a good idea, but no politician has yet dared to tackle the main exemptions. Unless Mr Romney specifies which boondoggles to axe, this looks meaningless and risky.

    On the spending side, Mr Romney is promising both to slim Leviathan and to boost defence spending dramatically. So what is he going to cut? How is he going to trim the huge entitlement programmes? Which bits of Mr Ryan’s scheme does he agree with? It is a little odd that the number two has a plan and his boss doesn’t. And it is all very well promising to repeal Barack Obama’s health-care plan and the equally gargantuan Dodd-Frank act on financial regulation, but what exactly will Mr Romney replace them with—unless, of course, he thinks Wall Street was well-regulated before Lehman went bust?

    Playing dumb is not an option

    Mr Romney may calculate that it is best to keep quiet: the faltering economy will drive voters towards him. It is more likely, however, that his evasiveness will erode his main competitive advantage. A businessman without a credible plan to fix a problem stops being a credible businessman. So does a businessman who tells you one thing at breakfast and the opposite at supper. Indeed, all this underlines the main doubt: nobody knows who this strange man really is. It is half a decade since he ran something. Why won’t he talk about his business career openly? Why has he been so reluctant to disclose his tax returns? How can a leader change tack so often? Where does he really want to take the world’s most powerful country?

    It is not too late for Mr Romney to show America’s voters that he is a man who can lead his party rather than be led by it. But he has a lot of questions to answer in Tampa.

     

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  • Decorated Army vet named new headmaster at Haverford School

     

     


    John A. Nagl was chosen to be the school´s ninth headmaster.
     
    John A. Nagl was chosen to be the school’s ninth headmaster.

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    The Haverford School, a private prep school on the Main Line, has named a new headmaster.

    A West Point graduate and one-time Rhodes Scholar who served in the U.S. Army for 20 years, John A. Nagl was chosen to be the school’s ninth headmaster. He starts July 1, 2013.

    Nagl currently teaches at the U.S. Naval Academy in Annapolis. He previously served as a tank battlion commander in the Persian Gulf and did tours during Operation Desert Storm and Operation Iraqi Freedom for which he earned two Bronze Stars for meritorious service. After his time on the battlefield, he taught international relations and national security studies at West Point and Georgetown University. According the Washington Post, he was also an assistant to then-Deputy Secretary of Defense Paul D. Wolfowitz. Naglholds a PhD in international relations from Oxford University.

    The author of Learning to Eat Soup with a Knife: Counterinsurgency Lessons from Malaya and Vietnam, Nagl has made several TV appearances on shows as diverse as 60 Minutes and The Daily Show with Jon Stewart.

    Nagl and his wife, Susanne, have a son who will enter Haverford’s Middle School next year.

     

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  • TEEN TITAN The man who made Justin Bieber.

    Scooter Braun

    Scooter Braun’s job includes developing revenue streams that record labels wouldn’t think of. “This isn’t a dying business, this is a changing business,” he says. Photograph by Jeff Minton.

     

    “Justin Bieber was born with the Superman powers,” Braun said. “He could sing, he could dance, he could play instruments. I wasn’t born with those gifts, so I had to become a different kind of superhero.” Braun studied the careers of influential behind-the-scenes guys, especially David Geffen, who moved from the William Morris mailroom to the music business and eventually co-founded DreamWorks. “David Geffen was a Bruce Wayne to me,” Braun said. “He was extraordinary, but at the same time his talents were something that I could dream of and could fathom. I’m a normal Joe. But, with a lot of effort, I’ve got a shot at being Bruce Wayne.”

    Braun, a former Atlanta party promoter, has become the central figure in the current teen-pop explosion. Teen-age girls, and even some parents, recognize him as the college dropout who discovered Bieber on YouTube and then shepherded him to worldwide stardom. For the past three years, Bieber, with his soulful voice, silky hair, and hip-hop vocabulary (“swag, swag, swag”), has occupied the spot once held by Justin Timberlake and Elvis Presley, singing blue-eyed soul to the screaming tween masses. Infatuation with him is often described as Bieber Fever.

    Bieber is the only superstar to have emerged from YouTube so far, and, as he pushes his new album, “Believe,” his online power and off-line marketability are seamlessly intertwined. His YouTube channel is approaching three billion views, and on Twitter, where he acquires a new follower every other second, a single tweet from him can mobilize his supporters to perform stunning feats: sell out Madison Square Garden in seconds, conjure a horde of three hundred thousand tweens in Mexico City, induce fans to buy a hundred and twenty million dollars’ worth of perfume (Bieber’s fragrance, Someday), or influence the conversation about world events—in March, Bieber’s tweets brought attention to the campaign to apprehend the Ugandan warlord Joseph Kony.

    The speed and the scale of Bieber’s success have tended to make Braun seem like a lottery winner: a lucky schmo who hit it big. This perception bothers Braun. “I look to the shit talkers to find out what I have to do next,” he told me. After hearing that someone had called him a one-hit wonder, he said, “I decided, I’m not just gonna break one new act, I’m going to break two more.” He took on the management of a British boy band called the Wanted, and he signed Carly Rae Jepsen, a Canadian singer, to his label, Schoolboy Records. Bieber had brought Jepsen to Braun’s attention after he heard her song “Call Me Maybe” on Canadian radio. This summer, with Braun’s encouragement, Bieber made a video of himself and some teen celebrity pals prancing around to the song, which was leaked to YouTube; the song shot to No. 1 on the U.S. singles charts, and has spawned hundreds of other YouTube tributes. (There is a clip of Colin Powell singing it.) During the summer, three of Braun’s acts—Jepsen, Bieber, and the Wanted—reached the top three slots in the Billboard Hot 100. It has become impossible to walk into a drugstore, a dentist’s office, or a slumber party without hearing some emanation from the Bieber-Braun empire.

    Bieber came to fame as a musical prodigy—his first “hits” were unadorned YouTube clips of him singing and playing instruments—but, these days, his power as a global brand overshadows his reputation as an artist. (One executive pointed out to me recently, “I don’t think Adele is selling perfume.”) Braun is satisfied with having it both ways: he likes to compare Bieber’s career with those of Michael Jackson and the Beatles. “I don’t think you’re selling out by allowing the masses to love your art,” he told me. “The only curse is that, when you get so big, sometimes people forget to look at the music.”

    In the beleaguered music industry, few managers can afford to focus on just selling music anymore. When Braun met David Geffen, at a party a couple of years ago, he said that Geffen had one bit of advice for him: “Get out of the music business.” So Braun has been converting his twelve-person company, SB Projects, into a many-faceted organization: it now has film and TV arms (Braun recently sold a scripted show, and has reality shows in development), a publishing division, and a technology-investment unit, in addition to a label and a management company.

    Universal Music Group, one of the “big four” record companies, recently signed a distribution deal with Braun’s label and named him its first technology “entrepreneur in residence.” Lucian Grainge, Universal’s C.E.O., told me, “He understands the entertainment business, he understands rights, he understands intellectual property, products, social networking, tech—that’s what I’m betting on.” Also, he added, “the company likes hits, the fans like hits, and that’s what he’s there to do—make hits. We’re not in the art business.”

    “You know what it is?” Braun asked me one day this summer. “My friend put it best. I’m a camp counsellor for pop stars.” Braun was in Los Angeles, where he lives, looking after his growing talent roster. His manner is amiable but volatile—half frat boy, half impresario—and he cuts the burly profile of an athlete during the off-season: he has large lips and a toothy mouth, and he has lately been wearing a close-trimmed beard. He had on his usual uniform, of a Yankees cap, jeans, and a Mickey Mouse T-shirt purchased at Disneyland, where he gets many of his T-shirts. “It’s a nonthreatening thing,” he said. “The whole world loves Mickey.”

    At 10 A.M., he got into the passenger seat of a black BMW that belonged to his assistant, a twenty-four-year-old named Teddy Riley, and reviewed his schedule. As often happens, he was supposed to be several places at once: a rehearsal with the Wanted for the NBC show “The Voice”; an interview that Spike Lee was conducting with Bieber for a documentary about Michael Jackson; and a video shoot with Cody Simpson, a fifteen-year-old Australian singer. Braun said that he wanted to go to all three events. Riley stepped on the gas: “It’s gonna be tough, but we can make it happen.”

    Staffing at record companies has decreased almost sixty per cent in the past decade, and managers now perform many of the functions traditionally handled by label executives—suggesting a producer, scheduling release dates and media appearances, and devising marketing strategies. Braun sees part of his job as developing revenue streams that labels wouldn’t think of. “This isn’t a dying business, this is a changing business,” he told me. “CD sales have declined drastically, but the over-all business has grown: licensing, merchandising, digital sales. Ten years ago, a pop star might not have a fragrance that does a hundred and twenty million dollars in business in a year.” He went on, “My job is to make sure a client doesn’t have any ‘what if’s—to make sure, when you look back, you don’t say, ‘What if I had done this? What if I had done that?’ ” Among Bieber’s other revenue streams: “Never Say Never,” a 2011 movie that Braun produced about Bieber’s life, which was the highest-grossing concert film in U.S. history; a line of watches, backpacks, and singing dolls; a “home” collection that includes comforter sets and shower curtains; and an endorsement deal with Proactiv, a purveyor of acne remedies. All this has made Bieber rich—his annual income is estimated to exceed fifty million dollars—and has given Braun a unique economic power. A big part of a manager’s job, one industry veteran told me, is “getting an artist to say yes to things.”

    Braun arrived at the set of “The Voice.” Two of the five members of the Wanted, Thomas Parker and Max George, were outside, sharing a cigarette. Both are twenty-three and from Manchester. (For a reason that Braun can’t explain, most of his acts are from the British Commonwealth.) They had been issued yellow nametags, which they’d applied to their crotches. To set the Wanted apart from other boy bands, Braun has encouraged them to embrace a bad-boy image, and to flaunt the fact that they like to party. George said that he was glad to be of drinking age: “There’s nuffin’ worse than coming to America and bein’ under twenty-one!”

    Inside, the group did a run-through of their song “Chasing the Sun”—an Ibiza-inflected club number with a thumping bass. Braun watched intently on a small monitor. Afterward, he approached the band and said, “You guys, that was great,” but told them that they needed to show more enthusiasm. “During the breakdown, I want to hear one of your voices saying, ‘America, let’s go!’” He added, “And smile.” The five young men nodded blankly.

    After the rehearsal, Braun and the Wanted climbed into golf carts and were driven to a red-carpeted area that housed the talent trailers. There was a buzz in the air—a pack of assistants and security staff stood around tensely—that indicated the presence of Justin Bieber, who was slated to make a short appearance on “The Voice,” to promote his new album. Bieber, who had just turned eighteen, wore a white T-shirt, tight black jeans sagging low, and unlaced Timberland boots. His hair was swept up into a James Dean pompadour, and a black bandanna with skulls on it dangled from his back pocket. He was much smaller than the young men in the Wanted, and he looked frail and skittish. (At one point, Braun reminded me, “That skinny kid you just met is the most Googled person on the planet by like two hundred million hits.”)

    Bieber greeted the members of the Wanted familiarly. (Braun’s policy, among his acts, is that “everyone’s family, everyone has to get along.”)

    “It’s your birthday, bro?” Bieber said to Nathan Sykes, one of the band’s singers. He had been prepped by Braun, who was throwing Sykes a party that night, at the Playboy Mansion. The young men immediately began comparing tattoos. George lifted up his shirt to reveal some song lyrics: “We try / we fall / we live another day.”

    “Dope,” Bieber said, and pulled up his pant leg to show, on his calf, a large tattoo of Jesus with hands clasped in prayer. (Bieber and his mother are devout Christians.) The Wanted members looked a little stunned.

    Braun mentioned that Bieber was interested in English soccer.

    “Have you got a team?”

    “Not really,” Bieber said. “I like Chelsea.”

    Carson Daly, the host of “The Voice,” walked by. Braun called out, “Hey, Carson!” Daly and Braun began to review a script detailing stage patter.

    Bored, Bieber started a game, playfully jabbing everyone in the crotch with his fist. First, he jabbed at Braun, who, without looking up from the script, dropped his hands to block. Daly did the same. When Bieber jabbed at Siva Kaneswaran, a member of the Wanted, he connected. He called out, “Got you, bro.” Kaneswaran balled his fist but seemed unsure how to respond. “I don’t want to hurt his pretty face,” he said.

    Braun said, “Just get him in the pretty balls. It’s fair game.”

    “No, it’s not,” Bieber said.

    Braun took a firm tone. “Justin, it is—fair game,” he said. “You hit him in the balls, fair game.”

    Bieber was peeved. “Where’re we going?” he asked. “Where’s my dressing room?”

    Wherever there’s talent, there’s a talent manager. When Mozart was a child piano prodigy, his father, Leopold, travelled around with him, booking tours and stoking his son’s reputation in the Salzburg court. Danny Goldberg, who managed Nirvana before going on to run various record labels, told me that there are two ongoing stories about what a music manager is. One is the underappreciated visionary: “the manager who gives everything to the artist, sacrifices for them, and then, once the artist becomes successful, is cast aside” (Andrew Oldham and the Rolling Stones, for instance). The other is the manager as Svengali: a scheming puppeteer who exploits a star to satisfy his own greed or ambition (Lou Pearlman, the impresario behind the Backstreet Boys and ’NSync, whom Justin Timberlake later accused of “financial rape,” and who went to prison for conspiracy and money laundering).

    Braun is sometimes compared to Colonel Tom Parker, the onetime carnival barker who masterminded the transformation of Elvis Presley, from country bumpkin to rock-and-roll icon. Parker, a Svengali type, embodied the concept of the manager as capitalist, constantly pushing for more lucrative deals for his client, turning him into a movie franchise and a merchandising industry worth millions. But he took a fifty-per-cent cut of Presley’s earnings, and kept Presley psychologically isolated and dependent, denying access to anyone who could threaten his all-controlling power over the star he called “my boy.”

    Braun is similar to Parker in that he is a businessman and not a music coach, and he plays a major role in his young client’s life. Like Parker, who signed his letters “Elvis and the Colonel,” Braun likes to cultivate his own celebrity. He constantly updates his Twitter account, which has 1.8 million followers. And he can frequently be seen on TV, acting as Bieber’s mouthpiece. Prepubescent Bieber fans often mob Braun in public, screaming “Scooter! Scooter!” When he turned thirty, he threw a star-studded birthday bash for himself; at the party, according to the Los Angeles Times, Bieber roasted Braun by doing an impression of him pitching a “Never Say Never” sequel, insisting, “My name has to be on the poster!”

    Braun cops to the Colonel Parker comparison, but he says that the similarities go only so far. His public profile, he says, is part of an over-all ethos of transparency. “What you see is what you get with me,” he said. “It’s not a manipulation thing.” Braun emphasizes that he takes a standard management fee, “between fifteen and twenty per cent,” and, unlike some managers, he doesn’t “double-dip”—that is, collect both royalties and a management fee from an artist who is signed to his label. “If you’ve got to gouge someone, then that’s very short-term thinking,” he said.

    Colonel Parker treated Elvis as his private property. Braun, who has “Family” tattooed on his wrist, treats Bieber more like a ward. His name for Bieber, around the office, is “the kid.” Braun is very close to Bieber’s mother, Pattie Mallette, who gave birth to Justin when she was seventeen—“We’re like brother and sister,” she told me of Braun—and Braun often assumes a quasi-parental role with Justin. “Justin’s and my relationship is not a manager-artist relationship,” Braun said. “When he was thirteen, I said, ‘If you stop singing, if you never dance again, if you never play again, I’m going to be in your life.’ ” Before every concert, Bieber prays to Jesus and recites the Shema, a Jewish prayer, with Braun and the rest of his team. Braun’s Twitter feed is filled with cheerleading (“He killed it!!! #Proud”), but he takes a tough-love approach when he needs to. “I’ll curse his ass out if I think it’s necessary,” he said.

    Before one performance, I was whisked into Bieber’s dressing room, where the teen star was leaning back on a couch, strumming a guitar. Braun had prepped Bieber before my arrival and had asked him to think of three qualities that his manager possessed. Bieber strummed his guitar and began to sing his response, plinking a string with every phrase. “Three things that describe Scooter,” he said. (Plink.) “He is persistent.” (Plink.) “Intelligent.” (Plink.) “And good-aggressive.” He stopped playing, and said, in a more earnest voice, “Like, when he wants something, he’s aggressive to get it done. He’s not, like, going to beat around the bush.” I asked what role Braun played in his life, and he said, “He’s like a close uncle.”

    Soon, Bieber’s attention drifted. He held down the strings on the neck of the guitar and began strumming it fast, making an irritating, buzzing noise.

    Braun ignored him. “He’s just too much like me,” he said. “It’s really annoying. He has the same temper I had at that age, but he doesn’t have the years of wisdom, so he makes my temper come back out.” He turned to Bieber. “O.K., now my favorite. What’s my biggest fault?”

    Bieber looked at me with a pleading expression, and said, in a way that seemed sincere, “He’s too hard to impress.” He went on, his voice cracking, “He’s too hard on me. In life. Like, he wants me to be . . .”

    High standards?

    “Yeah.”

    The template from which Braun takes his ideas about work, character, and management is basketball. He grew up in Greenwich, Connecticut, the grandson of Holocaust survivors. Braun’s father, Ervin, a dentist, met his mother, Susan, an orthodontist, at the University of Pennsylvania. Ervin worried that raising his children—Scott (Scooter), Adam, and Liza—in affluent Greenwich would make them soft. Scott and Adam played the sports that Ervin had played at Bronx Science—basketball, football, and swimming. Lacrosse and hockey were out, because, Scooter says, Ervin thought of them as “rich-people sports.”

    Basketball took primacy, and Ervin Braun founded a local A.A.U. team, the Connecticut Flame. “The game made me professional,” Scooter told me. It delivered lessons in fearlessness: “That I shouldn’t be afraid of a full-court press.” In the selflessness required of a coach: “It’s my fault when we lose; it’s their victory when we win.” It also dissolved racial and class barriers. For years, the Brauns were among the few white players on their team. “By the time I was eighteen, those were my brothers,” Scooter said.

    The summer before Scott left for college, Ervin needed some extra players for an All-Star tournament. He found Sam Manhanga, fifteen, and Cornelio Gouibunda, fourteen, former members of the Mozambique national team, who were well over six feet tall. The two had been lured to the U.S. by a recruiter who promised to get them American educations, but the program turned out to be a scam. After hearing their tale, Ervin invited the boys to stay with his family in Greenwich.

    The Brauns ended up serving as legal guardians for Sam and Cornelio, who became stars of the Greenwich High basketball team. The team went to the league finals, but the sudden presence of two Mozambican ringers did not go over well. Opposing teams would sometimes throw things on the court, or chant “U-S-A” and “Go back to Africa.” The experience “forced me to grow up really fast,” Adam Braun, who drove Sam and Cornelio to school each day, said. He eventually founded a charity, Pencils of Promise, which builds schools in developing nations. Sam and Cornelio attended prestigious colleges on basketball scholarships, and are now married and living in the U.S., the former working as a commodities analyst, and the latter at the State Department.

    Scooter Braun likes to point out that he has “two black brothers.” By the time Sam and Cornelio moved in, though, he was in his freshman year at Emory University, in Atlanta, where he played on a Division 3 basketball team.

    At Emory, Braun didn’t like telling people that he was from Greenwich. “So I told everyone I was from Queens,” he said. To earn spending money, he got involved in a lucrative fake-I.D. business, and then started organizing parties at night clubs. “I got eight hundred kids at my first party,” Braun said. Within weeks, he was the biggest party promoter on campus. Within months, he had quit basketball.

    As he began drawing larger crowds, he realized that he could extract more money from club owners if he moved his parties around, so that the parties became associated with his name, not with any one club. “My leverage was being able to move the parties from club to club each week,” he said. His events catered mostly to white students, but, in Atlanta’s divided club scene, they also had an unusual racial mix. Local music celebrities—Chingy, Cee-Lo—started showing up. Braun never drank. “I don’t like losing control,” he said. “I was never the guy at the table with the bottles. Or, if I was at the table with the bottles, I was doing it strategically. I developed relationships.” Chaka Zulu, the manager of the rapper Ludacris, said that Braun held his own as a white kid among black musicians. “I don’t think he posed,” Zulu said. “It wasn’t like he was trying to be black. He was just himself.”

    In the early two-thousands, Atlanta’s hip-hop scene was churning out a wave of superstars—Outkast, Lil Jon, Ludacris. Braun was ubiquitous. The singer Ciara referred to him as her “big brother.” Lil Jon called him “the white Puff Daddy.” Braun became an all-purpose celebrity fixer, arranging parties for ’NSync, Britney Spears and Kevin Federline, Ludacris, and Shaquille O’Neal. One day, the producer and rapper Jermaine Dupri came to a party with his then girlfriend, Janet Jackson. As Braun recalls, “He’s like, ‘You’re never going to get to living in mansions by throwing parties.’ ” After Dupri asked him to become the head of marketing at his label, So So Def, Braun dropped out of college.

    A few years later, the glow was wearing off. Braun had found a couple of rap groups to manage, the Bama Boyz and O.D., but neither had panned out. Then Braun was fired from So So Def, after a dispute over the direction of the label. He agonized over his next move. “I was a college dropout,” he said, “and I was scared of failing.”

    He knew that, whatever he did next, he wanted equity. “I wanted a stake in whatever business I was working on,” he said. He did some freelance consulting. Pretending to be a writer for a college newspaper, he called up Pontiac and said that he was doing a story on the company’s marketing strategy. The next day, armed with the names of some Pontiac executives, he cold-called them and lined up a multimillion-dollar endorsement deal for Ludacris. Then he set up a management company, signing the white rapper Asher Roth, whom he’d found on MySpace: “I flew Asher and his boys down to Atlanta, got them a place, and started paying their bills.” He had money in the bank but no income. “I figured I had about fourteen months where I could live my life style until I went broke.”

    Braun’s first encounter with Bieber, via YouTube, has become a pop legend. While doing consulting work for the singer Akon, Braun stumbled across a clip of a twelve-year-old Bieber singing a Ne-Yo song at a talent show in Stratford, Ontario. At the time, the Jonas Brothers, a teen group who appeared on the Disney Channel, were huge, and Braun was looking for an act in a similar vein. He remembers telling Chaka Zulu, “I’ve got to find a kid who can do what Michael”—Jackson—“did. I said, ‘There’s a place in the market for a kid who can sing with an angelic, soulful voice.’ ”

    When Braun saw the Bieber clip, he told me, “I was like, ‘This is the kid I’ve been looking for.’ ” Braun became obsessed with signing Bieber, and called all over—to the theatre where the talent show had been held, to the Stratford school board—until, finally, he tracked down Bieber’s mother, Pattie Mallette. They talked on the phone for two hours, and, Mallette said, “we really connected.” She agreed to bring Bieber to Atlanta for a no-strings-attached trial period. Eventually, Braun said, “I flew him and his mom down, got them a town house, bought all the furniture for their place, and started paying their bills.”

    Instead of hawking his new talent to record companies, Braun set about building a bigger following for Bieber on YouTube, where his videos had already attracted tens of thousands of views. In Atlanta, he and Mallette made and posted low-fi videos of Bieber belting out R. & B. covers. Braun made sure to show Bieber playing instruments—drums, a guitar that looked too big for him—to emphasize that he had musical chops. Bieber was urged to get rid of the “cheap church suit” he’d brought from Canada, and told to be just a kid in a baggy T-shirt.

    Braun calls this kind of grassroots approach “authentic marketing”—a phrase, like “amicable divorce,” or “peacekeeper missile,” that sounds like an oxymoron. Explaining the idea, he cited “Mark Zuckerberg’s philosophy that the whole world should be open and everything should be shared,” and said that today’s young people think that “there should be nothing hidden, you can’t lie to us. Authentic marketing is respecting the consumer: make a viable product, and just concentrate on getting eyeballs on it and telling its story.”

    When Bieber’s videos had attracted around fifty-four million eyeballs, Braun arranged meetings with fifteen music executives in New York and L.A. “I’m not someone who likes to go in and say, ‘Hey, we could do this,’ ” he said. “I’d rather create leverage by providing a model of something that is already working.” None of the executives bit. They said that Bieber, being a teen act, needed a platform—a show on the Disney Channel, say, or a slot on “American Idol.”

    After the first round of rejections, Braun realized that a YouTube following wasn’t enough. He pitched Bieber to two R. & B. stars, Usher and Justin Timberlake, who had his own imprint, at Interscope. When both expressed interest, he pitted the stars against each other, turning the ensuing bidding war into good press. Usher recalls, “Instantly I knew this kid had something different.” Island Def Jam, led by Usher’s mentor, the music executive L. A. Reid, prevailed, signing Bieber to a “360 deal,” in which the label takes a cut of all revenues, including ticket sales and merchandising. There was also a fifty-fifty profit split between the label and a new production company that Braun and Usher had formed. Braun says that Island Def Jam, in addition to covering recording costs, agreed to pay for a private tutor for Bieber, and for housing and moving expenses.

    Once Bieber had a label and Usher as a spokesperson, traditional marketing mechanisms fell into place. Bieber appeared on MTV. Ludacris and Usher performed in his videos. Ellen DeGeneres devoted an hour of her talk show to Bieber and Usher; there was pandemonium in the audience. Two years later, Bieber was performing at the White House, where he greeted the President, in a receiving line, by saying, “What up, my dude?”

    Barry Weiss, the chairman of Island Def Jam, said, “Between YouTube and Usher, Scooter created a platform that basically hadn’t existed.” The involvement of African-American stars also helped to burnish the credibility of Bieber, a white R. & B. singer. Usher told me, “We gave him swag. We gave him a cool button that the other kids just didn’t have.”

    Braun recently bought a house in the Hollywood Hills. It is a large, modern bachelor pad with double-height ceilings and a wall of windows overlooking the city. To get to the front door, you walk on slate stepping stones through a koi pond. In the foyer are shelves displaying meaningful tokens: a signed copy of the basketball coach John Wooden’s “Pyramid to Success”; a sketch of Braun’s sports car, a hundred-thousand-dollar electric vehicle called the Fisker Karma (“I got one for me and one for Justin,” he said. “It makes you help the environment, but you also don’t have to feel like a pussy”); a poster commemorating Bieber’s performance at the White House, signed by President Obama. Braun told me that he was buying the house next door, to tear it down: “I’m putting in a basketball court.”

    The home is the center of operations for Braun’s blossoming mini-moguldom—you could say that he’s halfway up the Geffen scale. In addition to tending his music projects, Braun is part of a cadre of entertainment types—others include Ashton Kutcher, Bono, and Will.i.am—who make regular trips to Silicon Valley to schmooze, attend conferences, and invest. (Will.i.am, who is an adviser to Intel, told me, “It’s our generation that understands the freakin’ code to the matrix.”) Braun has put money into ten start-ups, including the car company Uber, the social-networking service Stamped, and the music-sharing program Spotify. He said, “I’ve got an investment in a gold mine that does very well.”

    He has been buying art, too. He has paintings of Mickey Mouse and Superman, by Warhol, and, one afternoon in L.A., he stopped by a gallery to look at some work by Takashi Murakami.

    It was a few minutes before closing time. Braun strolled into the gallery wearing jeans, flip-flops, a red “Star Wars” T-shirt, and a green Army cap. He pondered a few small Murakami prints, then moved on to a larger painting, a glittery black-and-white silk screen of Marlon Brando, done in a Warhol style, by the British-born artist Russell Young. “How much is that?” Braun asked a gallery assistant.

    The assistant, a thin woman in glasses whose spike heels echoed on the gallery floor, seemed impatient. “Twenty-seven thousand dollars,” she said.

    “I love that one,” Braun said.

    The gallery assistant raised her eyebrows. “Is that piece realistic for you?”

    Braun had told me that he doesn’t like to announce his job to people he’s just met. Nevertheless, he was offended. “Uh, yeah,” he said.

    “So do you want to secure the piece now?”

    “No,” Braun said, and added, in a pushier voice, like the one he uses for business calls, “I want to see everything else you have by him.”

    The gallery assistant gave him a brittle smile and walked over to a computer. “What’s your name?”

    “Scooter.”

    “Scooter? Pleasure.”

    Just then, he noticed a sculpture by the door: a three-foot-tall Mickey Mouse toy. It was fifteen hundred dollars, but it wasn’t for sale. “Can you get me another one?” Braun asked.

    “I can check,” the gallery assistant said. “But only if you confirm that you definitely want it.”

    Braun had grown steely. “Yes,” he said. “I want it.”

    “And you’ll take it now?”

    “Yes,” he said. A few minutes later, he walked out of the gallery with the Mickey Mouse under his arm.

    When David Geffen was launching a group like the Eagles, he took them to the Troubadour, in L.A., or put them on tour with a bigger act. When Lou Pearlman and Johnny Wright were launching the Backstreet Boys, they had them perform in middle schools and produced an expensive video for MTV. Braun does such things, but he combines them with the power of Bieber’s social-media following. Barry Lowenthal, the president of Media Kitchen, an ad agency that is promoting Bieber’s new fragrance, Girlfriend, told the Times that the reach of a Bieber dispatch across networks like Facebook and Twitter would cost ten million dollars to replicate through conventional advertising methods.

    I saw Braun take numerous meetings with people who wanted to get a piece of Bieber and Braun’s marketing power, including one with TV executives proposing an online tween channel and one with a Web company, called China Branding Group, that would serve as an endorsement agent for Bieber in China. Braun was optimistic about all of them.

    Braun uses Bieber’s fame as a P.R. platform for his other clients as well. He makes it worth Bieber’s while: when Braun signed Carly Rae Jepsen, he gave Bieber a fifty-per-cent cut. Braun told him, “We’ll be partners. But you’re going to do your part, being a loudspeaker: put her on your tour, sing a song with her.” And Bieber obeyed. The homemade video of him horsing around to Jepsen’s “Call Me Maybe” got forty-eight million views and made the song catch fire. Last month, he tweeted to introduce the world to Braun’s newest client, Madison Beer, a thirteen-year-old singer who resembles a baby Megan Fox. Within minutes, her name was trending worldwide.

    Cross-promotion is all part of the interdependent business culture that Braun has created. For instance, he cuts Bieber in on many of his tech investments. Sometimes he has Bieber put money into a start-up company directly; sometimes he offers to have him promote a product in return for equity. “If it makes sense for Justin’s brand, I show it to him,” Braun said. (He has a similar relationship with his other artists, and with Ellen DeGeneres, with whom he has shared tech-investing tips: “She put me onto something, and I put her onto something.”)

    Braun has one requirement for any investment: “Every deal has to have a charitable component.” A portion of Bieber’s perfume sales, and the proceeds from last year’s Christmas album, went to twenty charities, including the Make a Wish Foundation and Pencils of Promise, his brother Adam’s charity. Braun’s reasons: “One, karma—it’s everything I stand for. Two, it is the right thing to do. And, three, it is proven that a for-profit business makes more money in the long run if it has a not-for-profit component.”

    Bieber’s fans, who call themselves Beliebers, are often drafted into these charity drives. When the Christmas album came out, the Beliebers banded together to hold “buyouts”: after coördinating on Twitter, they swarmed big-box stores and bought all the Bieber CDs in stock, to boost sales. The fans now stage buyouts for any new release, though the profits go primarily to Bieber and Braun.

    Occasionally, Braun’s deal-making has created awkwardness for Bieber’s squeaky-clean image. Last year, Bieber made a series of public-service announcements discouraging texting while driving, in which he urged fans to buy an app called PhoneGuard, which prevents a user from typing on a phone in a moving car. Bieber had been given warrants to buy sixteen per cent of the stock of PhoneGuard’s parent company, a struggling Boca Raton firm called Options Media. (The company’s president, Anthony Sasso, resigned after it emerged that he was a convicted felon; Braun’s father, Ervin, later served on the board.) Options Media’s stock, which had been trading for around a penny before Bieber got involved, spiked briefly following his endorsement. It has since fallen to as low as a tenth of a cent a share.

    The biggest hurdle for teen idols is making the transition into adult stardom. Braun wants to see Bieber become a lifelong icon, in the vein of Michael Jackson (without the tragic ending). But Bieber’s continued success depends on his ability to come up with radio hits, which means appealing to a broader audience. The release of “Believe,” Bieber’s new album, represents a gentle attempt to point him toward older audiences: the songs are not as sickly-sweet as his early hit single “Baby.” In his new videos, Bieber is cast as a brooding sex symbol, though the role doesn’t always fit: a video for the recent single “Boyfriend” shows a bunch of sultry older women pawing at a skinny, baby-faced boy. (The song was ultimately a success on the radio; the album’s second single, “As Long As You Love Me,” is working its way up the charts.)

    Another wild card is Bieber himself. It’s possible to foresee a time when he won’t want to coöperate with the plans that his manager lays out for him; at the moment, a delicate give-and-take prevails. On a Wednesday in June, Bieber was scheduled to perform on the “Tonight Show” with Jay Leno. Braun arrived early, wearing a “Star Trek” T-shirt and his Army cap, and sat watching backup dancers run through “Boyfriend.” Bieber, who now lives with a friend, in a ninety-four-hundred-square-foot house, was supposed to get himself to the rehearsal, but he was already an hour late. “Where is my client?” Braun said, sounding testy. He called Bieber’s cell phone and yelled, “Where are you?” When he hung up, he said, cheerfully, “I said, ‘O.K., you asked to be trusted and you blew it.’ Now he goes on what I call probation. He has to have somebody come to his house every workday.”

    The star eventually arrived, and Braun watched the “Boyfriend” taping from the wings. Afterward, he passed Bieber in the hall. “You went the wrong way,” Braun said.

    “What?”

    “When you first did this thing”—Braun executed a dance step—“on the breakdown? You went the opposite of everyone else for the first step.”

    Bieber seemed to find the criticism nitpicky. He asked softly, “Who cares, though?”

    Braun had been consulting with the film editors. “I’m just gonna take it out,” he said. “It was a great performance. I’m just going to take that one thing out.”

    “That’s fine,” Bieber said, sounding aloof.

    Braun smiled. “He wants me to take it out,” he told me. “He just doesn’t want to have to think about it.” He strode away to meet with the editors.

    These days, it’s rare to walk into the grocery store and hear songs by the Jonas Brothers and Miley Cyrus, who were superstars only a few years ago. In the fast-moving world of teen pop, the best-laid plans for the future have a way of falling apart. A music executive who has worked with several successful teen-age acts told me, “Teen things happen so fast. If you’re really good at it, you figure out how to harness every possible dollar as long as it lasts.” Braun understands this, and his efforts on behalf of his clients can sometimes seem like a race against the clock. One day, I heard him scream at a label executive on the phone, accusing the company of not hustling enough on behalf of one of his clients, who, he pointed out, was not getting any younger: “The one thing he has going for him is he’s younger than everyone else!”

    In addition to Bieber and his other stars, Braun is trying to keep the pipeline full, and he has five or six new acts in development. When it comes to identifying new talent, he has few hard-and-fast rules. “My trick is trusting my gut,” he told me, “and when people say I’m crazy it usually means I’m on track.”

    One afternoon, I sat in on a meeting Braun had in his living room with a potential client, a nineteen-year-old singer named Tori Kelly, and her parents. At eleven, Kelly had appeared on the TV series “America’s Most Talented Kid,” and she’d had a deal with the Geffen label. But her career had stalled.

    Braun leaned back on the couch, his hands crossed behind his head. “So what do you guys want to do?” he asked in an antsy tone. “I think you’re a real artist with a real voice. I want to understand what you want so I can help you out.”

    Kelly’s mom, wearing pink Capri pants, explained that Kelly had just self-released an album, which was charting on iTunes. Kelly named a few pop acts that she’d like to open for: Beyoncé, Alicia Keyes, Justin Timberlake. “Justin”—meaning Bieber—“would be great.” She said that she’d like to perform with a band and with choreography, “if it fits.”

    Braun interrupted: “You’ve been doing this for a while now. What do you think the holdup has been?”

    Kelly said, in a small voice, “I think the people we have worked with, they don’t see the full picture. They don’t know what to do with me.”

    After a minute, Kelly picked up one of Braun’s guitars and performed a song—the chorus went, “Lavish me with your love.” It sounded a bit like acoustic Lauryn Hill. Braun listened attentively. It was nothing like the R. & B. and dance-oriented pop on his roster.

    When Kelly finished, Braun asked, “Are you a fan of Jewel?”

    She said, politely, “I’m not super-familiar . . .”

    Braun jumped in. “Let me give you the background,” he said. “Jewel tried to get signed, it didn’t work out. She drove to California, and she lived in her car. She was homeless, she played coffee shops. She wrote really amazing songs. Then she sold millions of records.” He explained that in the late nineties, during the height of Jewel’s fame, the charts were dominated by elaborate pop acts like the Backstreet Boys and ’NSync. “But the biggest female star on the planet was someone who came in with a guitar, real quiet, and people would sit there and just be blown away by these singer-songwriter songs.” He went on, “That is the lane for you. There is a time for that again.”

    Kelly was wary. Her father said, “So, like, a Jewel-meets-Fiona Apple-meets-Beyoncé?”

    Braun said, “Jewel-meets-Tori Kelly. The Beyoncé thing comes later.” He said that the strategy was a marketing approach, not a musical one. “People compartmentalize things. Kobe needs to be like Jordan. Justin Bieber needs to be like Justin Timberlake. You want to dictate to the public who you want them to compare you to. If I was to market you, I’d want them to call you the next Jewel. Because if another Jewel came out, in today’s music market, people would go crazy. That’s what they’re missing.”

    Kelly asked, meekly, “How about just the next Tori Kelly?” 

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  • The South East Conference in NCAA Football, is a cauldron of high strung and Dedicated Fans

     

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    Florida fans lining up to greet players as they walk to home games.

     

     

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    Alabama supporters wait in line to spend a moment with Coach Nick Saban.

     

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    Luke Blount of Denham Springs, La., playing the Mad Hatter, in reference to Louisiana State Coach Les Miles’s nickname.

     


    August 25, 2012
     
     
    Passion Play

     

    By BRETT MICHAEL DYKES

     

    I had been in Tuscaloosa, Ala., for barely an hour, and already I was feeling the authoritative boot of Crimson Tide Coach Nick Saban pressing down firmly against the back of my neck.

    I went to great pains to try to avoid such a confrontation. Really, I did. I made a point not to pack any clothing that might out me as a person with any ties to the state of Louisiana, much less as a Louisiana State fan. I had even put the purple and gold L.S.U.-themed Snuggie that typically rests on one arm of my sofa away in a closet a couple of days before heading to Alabama, thinking that its continued daily presence in my visual periphery might subconsciously compromise my objectivity in some way.

    I had been tasked with offering an informed article on the current state of passion in the increasingly football-mad South on the heels of the plethora of distressing football-related news during the past year: Penn State, concussions, bounties, etc.

    In response to the release of the Freeh Report about the child sexual abuse scandal at Penn State, Mark Emmert, the president of the N.C.A.A. and, coincidentally, the former chancellor at L.S.U., called on “every single school and athletics department to take an honest look at its campus environment and eradicate the ‘sports are king’ mind-set.” Yeah, well, good luck with that.

    Even with the proliferation of high-definition televisions and broadcast contracts that make just about every Southeastern Conference football game available for state-of-the-art, in-home viewing, season tickets sales around the conference are reportedly brisk, even for the first-year members Missouri and Texas A&M. Missouri shattered its previous season sales record, and A&M sold out of tickets in March, the earliest that has happened. Of course, nowhere is the hysteria and anticipation more frenzied than at Alabama and L.S.U., the teams that played for last year’s national championship. Both enter the 2012 season poised to compete for the title again.

    To provide an inside look, or at least attempt to, I decided to journey to Tuscaloosa and Baton Rouge, La., to attend each university’s Fan Day — an increasingly popular annual event on campuses across the country where fans can meet, greet and obtain autographs from their beloved team’s coaches and players.

    To carry out this assignment, it was imperative that I remain objective — something I had mentally prepared for, though I figured that venturing behind what for me had traditionally been enemy lines might present the biggest challenge. After all, my previous trips to Tuscaloosa had largely consisted of myself and friends prowling around and drunkenly yelling “Tiger bait!” at random people wearing crimson and white before and after football games.

    I even went so far as to make a promise to myself that I wouldn’t, under any circumstances, refer to anyone as a “Gump” — the derogatory term of choice among most L.S.U. fans for Alabama fans, based on Forrest Gump’s playing for the Tide. Nor would I bring up the poisoning of majestic oak trees at Auburn by an Alabama fan. And under no circumstances would I even think about spitting in the general direction of the statue of Saban the university erected outside Bryant-Denny Stadium after he had been on the job for only three years. No, I was going to conduct myself like a professional, dangit!

    But it all went awry so very fast.

    After dropping off a bag off at my hotel I headed over to the Paul W. Bryant Museum on Paul W. Bryant Drive, figuring that by immediately paying respects to the legendary coach known to all as the Bear I would pocket a few quick karma points. But as I approached the museum, proverbial olive branch in hand, my auditory senses picked up on the joyful noise of a football practice taking place nearby. Whistles blowing. People yelling. Pads and helmets crashing.

    Indeed, the reigning national champion Crimson Tide were practicing directly across the street from the museum. Curious, I put aside my selfless act of diplomacy to walk over and check it out for a minute or two, if only to take a photograph of the practice field to send to a friend who is an Alabama fan along with a note that would say something witty like, “Hey, look where I am!”

    But just as I approached a fence on the perimeter of the practice fields and began to lift my phone into the air to take a picture, I was startled by an ill-tempered voice barking at me from behind. I was not sure if, unnoticed by me, a corndog-like odor was emanating from my skin — popular college football myth suggests that all L.S.U. fans smell like corn dogs — strong enough to set off alarm bells inside the facility, but suddenly I felt like a C.I.A. operative who had brazenly strolled into the Kremlin at the height of the cold war. I turned to find a quite displeased-looking Alabama athletic department official. The exchange that followed went something like this:

    Hey, what are you doing?

    I was going to take a photo of the practice field to send to a friend, I answered.

    Well you can’t do that.

    Are you serious? Why not?

    Because Coach Saban doesn’t like that, came the response.

    Surely this man must be kidding, I thought. He was not. I know this because he began berating someone through some sort of walkie-talkie about the absence of a campus police officer — one who was apparently supposed to be stationed nearby to shoo away troublemakers like me. All the while, he was eyeballing the iPhone in my hand like something he would very much like to toss into a caldron of acid.

    A bit overcome by what was unfolding, I may or may not have responded by charging the man with being a “communiss,” just as Claude Robichaux did Officer Mancuso in the opening scene of “A Confederacy of Dunces.” It happened so fast, it’s all kind of a blur now.

    Meanwhile, I found myself aghast to be actually contemplating whether my constitutional rights were in the process of being trampled by a college football coach, or an agent acting on his behalf. Unfortunately, the absurdity of the moment seemed completely lost on my tormentor.

    “Who are you?” the surly man inquired, his tone not unlike that of a homicide detective bearing down on his No. 1 suspect. Before I could even answer “an American, sir” he demanded I leave the premises immediately. It suddenly occurred to me that incarceration might be a possibility if I failed to comply. After a moment of dread, the thought of being tossed in jail actually began to delight me.

    “Are you going to have me arrested?” I asked.

    I started to consider how incredible it would be to be arrested over a photograph taken of an Alabama football practice from a parking lot.

    But alas, I didn’t have the will to push it further, disarmed by the kindly nature of the police officer who eventually showed up at the scene. Having lost the energy to pick a fight, I made my way back across the parking lot. Upon reaching Paul W. Bryant Drive I turned back to see if I was still being watched. I was. In Tuscaloosa, it seems, defying Nick Saban’s wishes, even unwittingly, is not something that will be tolerated.

    One-Team Towns

    Though it was scorching hot, as August days in Louisiana and Alabama tend to be, thousands showed up for the Fan Day festivities at L.S.U. and Alabama. L.S.U. reported a turnout roughly 40 percent larger than any previous year, despite the event’s taking place just a day after the star player Tyrann Mathieu was dismissed from the team.

    The programs produced the events in different ways, with L.S.U.’s being held indoors complete with air-conditioning, and with two hours allotted for fans to seek autographs. Alabama’s was held in the outdoor heat with fans granted only 45 minutes for autograph-seeking, though the Crimson Tide did hold a two-hour open practice that fans were able to attend.

    The two events provided more than enough time for me to make a few observations:

    ¶ The first fan in line at L.S.U. was Tuck Freyer, a lawyer. He had claimed his spot around 8:30 a.m. His counterpart at Alabama, Bobby Hunter, a Walmart employee, arrived four days before the event to be first in line. Freyer said he was more interested in meeting Tigers players — including welcoming quarterback Rob Bolden, a recent transfer from Penn State — than Coach Les Miles, and the items he brought to have autographed were of the traditional sort: posters, footballs, etc. Hunter, on the other hand, sprinted directly to Saban once he and the other fans were allowed on the field after practice, handing over his Toshiba laptop for the coach to sign.

    ¶ The way the two coaches approached the events could not have been more different, and played perfectly to type. Saban was workmanlike and methodical, efficiently signing autographs with a serious manner that called to mind a veteran assembly line worker. Miles was much more freewheeling and playful, more prone to engage fans in conversation and pose for photographs. I saw Saban stop to pose for only one photograph, with a child in a wheelchair.

    ¶ When I arrived in Baton Rouge, the cabdriver who brought me to my hotel talked almost exclusively about the heavy rain the area had been getting. The driver who brought me to my hotel in Tuscaloosa asked if I thought Alabama would repeat as national champion almost as soon as I climbed into his cab.

    ¶ I popped into Mexican restaurants near both university campuses. In Baton Rouge, the employees wore uniforms that reflected the theme of the restaurant. In Tuscaloosa, employees dressed as if they would be attending an Alabama football game when they finished work.

    ¶ The breakfast buffet at my hotel in Baton Rouge was listed on my receipt simply as a “breakfast buffet.” The breakfast buffet at my hotel in Tuscaloosa was listed as the “Walk of Champions buffet.”

    ¶ Over the course of the weekend I spent in Tuscaloosa, I can’t recall entering a single place of business that did not feature some sort of homage to Alabama football. Even a wine store I visited featured — in a display in its front window — a nearly life-size cutout of Saban pointing and yelling with the words Roll Tide emblazoned on it. Homages to L.S.U. football in Baton Rouge were more infrequent and relegated to more predictable establishments, like bars where people frequently gather on game days.

    ¶ The number of times I heard “Roll Tide” over the course of a weekend in Tuscaloosa far outweighed the number of times I heard “Geaux Tigers” during my weekend in Baton Rouge.

    All of this led to my main conclusion after spending time in each place on a nongame weekend: Alabama fans are, well, just crazier about their football team than L.S.U. fans are.

    It pains me to admit this, mind you, as in SEC country, the sheer lunacy of the fan base one exists in is often a source of irrational pride. I’ve actually gotten into arguments with people over whose fan base tilts more toward the insane. But L.S.U. football in Baton Rouge is a sideshow — an elaborate sideshow people feel passionately about, yes, but a sideshow nonetheless. In Tuscaloosa, Alabama football is the main event, a full-blown circus in the Greatest Show on Earth tradition of P. T. Barnum. To put it bluntly, on any given day, Tuscaloosa is probably the closest thing to a college football theme park that a person could visit.

    Fans for Life

    In the event that you, dear reader, need any further convincing of just how seriously SEC country takes football, consider this: While I was standing along the brick partition that separates the spectators in the stands from the field inside Bryant-Denny Stadium, casually watching the team practice while eavesdropping on a conversation to my left, a conversation in which a stadium usher optimistically described to a fan how Saban has recently begun to exhibit the characteristics of an amiable human being (“When he first came here, it wasn’t a good idea to speak to him unless you were spoken to, but lately, he’ll look right at you and say, ‘Hi,’ every now and then”), a woman with a face as sweet as a red velvet cupcake sidled up next to me. Her name was Suzan McClelland.

    The 69-year-old McClelland had left her home in Prattville, Ala., that morning and made the two-hour drive to the stadium in Tuscaloosa with her husband, John (Field) McClelland, riding shotgun. It was a trip, she said, “very reminiscent of the many trips we’ve made together to attend games over the years” as longtime Alabama season-ticket holders. John was alive for those trips. As Suzan navigated her car through rural Alabama this time, however, only her recently deceased husband’s cremated remains, along with a photograph of him, rested in the passenger seat beside her.

    Once she reached the city limits, Suzan met up with her brother, Ted, a Tuscaloosa resident, and the two had lunch at a restaurant Suzan described as being “very New York.” Suzan had the shrimp and grits.

    After lunch, Ted and Suzan, now with her husband’s ashes lovingly tucked away inside one of her pants pockets, joined a few thousand of their fellow Alabama fans inside the stadium. With her brother by her side for emotional support, Suzan walked down from the stands and made her way to the stadium’s aforementioned brick partition, right next to yours truly. I then watched Suzan — clearly a bit frightened, but determined — reach into her pocket, pull out the plastic baggie holding John’s remains and empty its contents onto the field.

    “Excuse me, but did you just pour someone’s ashes out onto the field?” I asked before Suzan and Ted could scurry away unnoticed.

    “Yes, I did; it was my husband,” she replied nervously, her voice cracking slightly. “I was worried I’d get arrested doing this, but he loved Alabama football and wanted to have his ashes spread on the field here. I was worried I’d get arrested, but this was his dying wish, and I didn’t want him to haunt me for the rest of my life if I didn’t do it.”

    After Suzan and her brother disappeared into the crowd, I found an online obituary for her husband on my phone. It read like the numerous other obituaries that run in newspapers across the country every day, with the exception of its final line, in capital letters, “Roll Tide!

     

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